Use the key you hide under the potted plant two feet right of your door. How do I know this? Don't worry about it.

Quote from SlIpKNoT_MaGGoT

Existing, or not, I am still getting my damn cool points. Whether it is from Satan, or Odysseus.

Odysseus was a faggot.

how about he got in his house, doesnt want mom to **** him up, so he asks us how to get the shit out of the lock.

sorry son, you're fuuuucked.

Quote from LN3uq

How are you using a computer if you aren't in your house?

maybe he had some extra money and went to the computer shop

He probably used the key to go through the back door.

or, he's lying for attention.

Quote from Myself

God doesn't exist, enjoy buying a new door.

Don't turn this into a Is God Real thread.

I won't, because there's nothing to debate.