My friend has a crush on his math professor

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Mar 1, 2009 11:31 PM #366606
What should he do?
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Mar 1, 2009 11:33 PM #366611
Ask her out.
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Mar 1, 2009 11:33 PM #366612
He should suck his cock for an A. After the semester ends there's no real reason to call him again.
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Mar 1, 2009 11:35 PM #366615
Quote from Keet-Soo-Nay
He should suck his cock for an A. After the semester ends there's no real reason to call him again.

He's not gay. It's a female professor.
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Mar 1, 2009 11:38 PM #366617
Gender doesn't matter.
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Mar 1, 2009 11:38 PM #366618
Quote from The_Hayabusa36187
He's not gay. It's a female professor.


Ask her son out to get close to her.
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Mar 1, 2009 11:50 PM #366625
Just walk up and kiss her.
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Mar 1, 2009 11:51 PM #366626
Get a 3% on a test, ask for tutoring, and come onto her there.

But really, these relationships never work out.
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Mar 1, 2009 11:53 PM #366628
I would help but I don't wanna get banned for porn so your on your own bud.
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Mar 1, 2009 11:55 PM #366629
Quote from Shanto
I would help but I don't wanna get banned for porn so your on your own bud.

LOL!!!!! Nice one.
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Mar 2, 2009 12:17 AM #366642
Be like "damnnn, look at em' suger titties"
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Mar 2, 2009 12:19 AM #366643
Kaze/FoShizzle is proof that name changes can make you stupider.
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Mar 2, 2009 12:25 AM #366652
tell him to go on newgrounds and look up "Meet and F*ck My Favorite"

that'll tell him what to do.
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Mar 2, 2009 2:33 AM #366722
LOL!!! Epic win. XP
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Mar 2, 2009 2:44 AM #366727
**** her

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