Easiest way to rob a bank?

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Mar 11, 2009 8:53 PM #372374
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Good point, maybe roll back the millage. Replace the cartridge :\


Or, take two pens and switch a few parts?
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Mar 11, 2009 8:59 PM #372381
blow up the bank
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Mar 11, 2009 9:01 PM #372383
Some of the older pens you'll get more money for if you sell the componants seperately.


Now then: Why do we assume we must rob the bank during the day? If we have the blueprints it shouldn't be too hard to get in at night and do some mission impossible stuff with the alarms. Hack the computer controlling the vault, pocket the small but inextricably valuable item that all banks have in their vaults, grab some fistfulls of cash at the same time, and leg it.

Ninjad. If you blow up the bank you blow up the money as well. or at least scatter it so you don't get as much. Plus you alert the authorities.
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Mar 11, 2009 9:13 PM #372399
Haha, I wrote a 6-page story about two kids robbing a bank for my creative writing class.
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Mar 11, 2009 9:38 PM #372409
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blow up the bank


well obviously
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Mar 11, 2009 10:15 PM #372431
Blowing the bank up is more vandalism then robbery.
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Mar 11, 2009 10:18 PM #372434
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Blowing the bank up is more vandalism then robbery.


well obviously
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Mar 11, 2009 10:22 PM #372436
All you need is a marker.
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Mar 11, 2009 10:23 PM #372437
Explain. I'm intrigued but a little confused.
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Mar 11, 2009 10:25 PM #372438
you attach a bomb to the marker and throw it at the bank

This causes an explosion, killing everyone inside and scattering flaming bills everywhere.
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Mar 11, 2009 11:33 PM #372469
Exactly .
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Mar 11, 2009 11:47 PM #372475
Simple. Don't. I've known two kids who have tried to rob banks, both are in Jail for life. One was 14, the other was 18.

But if you have to, be a man and storm into the place with a ****ing chaingun.
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Mar 12, 2009 12:50 AM #372489
1- Rob bank, walk in with gang, steal cash etc while wearing 2 pairs of rubber gloves.
2- Drive getaway vehicle about 15 kilometers to the 2nd getaway car, with a driver waiting for us.
3- Take off outer pair of gloves put in recycle bin, dump vehicle, transfer money to the other car.
4- Drive second vehicle about 30 kilometers. Then dump it. Take off inner pair of glove and throw them in the bin.
5. Get in the third getaway car waiting for us.
6. Drive off into the sunset.
7. Profit!
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Mar 12, 2009 3:35 AM #372534
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1- Rob bank, walk in with gang, steal cash etc while wearing 2 pairs of rubber gloves.
2- Drive getaway vehicle about 15 kilometers to the 2nd getaway car, with a driver waiting for us.
3- Take off outer pair of gloves put in recycle bin, dump vehicle, transfer money to the other car.
4- Drive second vehicle about 30 kilometers. Then dump it. Take off inner pair of glove and throw them in the bin.
5. Get in the third getaway car waiting for us.
6. Drive off into the sunset.
7. Profit!


do that
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Mar 12, 2009 3:43 AM #372540
1. Kill every employee and customer in the building besides the manager.
2. Get manager to open the vault
3. Kill manager.
4. Finish with myselfs plan.

Makes the most sense.