It seems a shame that there has to be so much bloodletting. Can we use tranquiliser darts?

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Simple. Don't. I've known two kids who have tried to rob banks, both are in Jail for life. One was 14, the other was 18.

I think we're assuming you want to rob the bank hypothetically, god dammit.

1. Watch the first scene in the dark knight.
2. re-do the first scene in the dark knight.
3. eat shit
4. this should be in main, shouldn't it? This isn't really a debate...

I suspect we were supposed to debate the individual issues such as:

1) Guns or tranquilisers?
2) Kill everyone or take hostages?
3) Daylight robberie with all guns blazing or night-time silently raiding the vault and no one notices?
4) Big four wheel drive car or little speedy sports car?
5) Do you wear the classic stripey jumper and small mask or go for the more modern balaclava and plain black?

Edit: ?? the post I replied to was deleted

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It seems a shame that there has to be so much bloodletting. Can we use tranquiliser darts?

Tranqs aren't immediate, no matter what james bond says. They still have the chance to trip the alarm. We aren't debating morality, killing is easier.

something like this, but with the bank:

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Tranqs aren't immediate, no matter what james bond says. They still have the chance to trip the alarm. We aren't debating morality, killing is easier.

Now I come to think of it I did know that, but tasers then. It might be easier to get away if we havn't actually killed anyone yet.

The best way to rob a bank is to avoid doing it in the first place.
You'll get caught no matter what you do, unless you kill yourself.

You'd earn more money as a street cleaner.

There have been several successful bank robberies in the past:

1. Baker Street: September 1971
The Bank Job became known as the 'walkie-talkie bank job' because of a fluke tip-off from a member of the public who overheard the robbers talking on a two-way radio.

In September 1971, thieves tunneled into the vault of a bank in London’s Baker Street and looted safe deposit boxes of cash and jewellery worth millions and millions of pounds.

None of it was recovered. Nobody was ever arrested. The robbery made headlines for a few days and then disappeared - the result of a UK Government ‘D’ Notice, gagging the press.


2. Northern Bank: December 2004
A gang stole £26.4m from the headquarters of the Northern Bank in Belfast - the largest amount of cash ever taken in a robbery in the UK.

The bank had to withdraw its notes and replace them with new ones with different logos and colours. Most of the stolen cash has yet to be recovered.

3. http://query.nytimes.com/gst/abstract.html?res=9C01E3DF1E3FE73BBC4952DFB466838D669FDE

are the examples I found in a thirty second google search.

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Now I come to think of it I did know that, but tasers then. It might be easier to get away if we havn't actually killed anyone yet.

no, it wouldnt. hey, hav u checked the zombie thread? my story is up.

-get a group of about 8-10 ppl
-give them all a M21(these are good if you need to make far away shoots)
-where ski masks and use fake names
-leave 2 in the car one as look out and one in case you need to make an emergency get away
-make everyone get dwn on th floor where you can see them
-shoot anyone who trys to be a "hero"
-if theres any cops shoot them on the spot
-make the bank maneger open the vault
-get all the goods that you can
-get out of their befor anyone sees you or the cops get there
-get to the hide out
-kill everyone else in the group
-hide the bodys in the basement
-get all the cash(and the cash in your dead 'friends' wallets
-get out of there with the cash and leave to canada

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Now I come to think of it I did know that, but tasers then. It might be easier to get away if we havn't actually killed anyone yet.

SCREW THAT!!!!you goina rob a bank ya mind as well kill every asshole dat gets in ya way,number one rule of da streets,kill all the niggas dat get in ya way,keep your friends close,keep ur enemys closer.

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SCREW THAT!!!!you goina rob a bank ya mind as well kill every asshole dat gets in ya way,number one rule of da streets,kill all the niggas dat get in ya way,keep your friends close,keep ur enemys closer.

But what if there is a really friendly bloke in the way? That rules says nothing about a nice gent trying to stop you.

What if there's a woman with a baby in there and it starts crying because of all the shooting and shouting. Do we kill that too?

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What if there's a woman with a baby in there and it starts crying because of all the shooting and shouting. Do we kill that too?

We aren't debating what the nice thing to do is, we aren't debating the morality of killing or stealing. It is easier to kill everyone, if the baby starts crying, its his fault. Lol.

Sneak in from behind the safe when everyone is gone... Then get a flame thrower, but first ask where the system alarm is to turn it off... And THEN burn the safe curfully...