That reminds me, there was this new guy from England at our school, supposedly he was a "chav". He tried to steal money off some kid 2 years younger than him, and ended up getting the shit beaten out of him by the kid.

'Twas hilarious.

Yup, can't do anything nowadays.

Big Brother is always watching.

That show was horrible.

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I always lol when I hear about your peoples' "chavs." A 10 man gang from Brooklyn can beat the shit out of an army of those pussies.

Perhaps, but one bloke from Manchester could could kick all ten arses simultaneously.

The wooly's referance translated is : "The terms of my anti-social behaviour order indicate that if I enter into my local Woolworth's again I will be arrested and face either a heavy fine or a gaol sentance" I wonder if it still applies now that Woolworth's is bankrupt...

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God damn your country is the biggest piece of shit I've ever seen.

At least all our chavs do is try and beat people up and nick the occaisional item of confectionary. The guys on your streets shoot people.

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At least all our chavs do is try and beat people up and nick the occaisional item of confectionary. The guys on your streets shoot people.

true, lets look at it this way, you have ready access to guns, to many MaCdonalds and quite frankly, you live to close to mexico.

The way I view up the slitting of chavs are this

At the top there are badmen chavs.... you have a 1 in 250 chance of seeing them.
Then you have some black people from a poor area who enjoy carrying around knives you have a 1 in 50 chance of seeing them
Then you have the middle class people who try to be chavs and waste their life being a looser and trying to copy the two above people... failing miserably


I would say that chavs only make up about 5% of our population. Don't forget the elderly, the babies, the infants, the working class etc. chavs are only from 11-24 years old. People start to realize their life is screwed by about 20 and either stop being a chav, or become worse..

Chavs make up about 30% of the teen population, this is taking into account the nerds and geeks you don't see on the streets, the disabled and the rich bitches.

Chavs usually play football, us rugby players (me) and even people who don't do sport always unite against the chavs. We always had a control over chavs until they started to understand that a knife was pointy and it could hurt someone if they poked them with it innit (chavs are not bright fellows).

ASBO's don't work against them, as has been discussed in this thread, but the problem isn't as bad as you guys think what you hear has been over-exaggerated.

now we just got to worry about the muslims

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I have no idea what the hell a "woolys" is. I first though it was something to do with the shop called "Woolworth's", but it doesn't really fit into the sentence... I don't really try to learn chav lingo.. I am part of a group that apposes chavs.. therefore I laugh at their crap language...

No, he was actually referring to Woolworth's, he states that he isn't allowed to g to Woolworth's because it falls inside his exclusion area.

I couldn't stop laughing throughout reading that post, but I want to add the disclaimer that not all black people become chavs and I have seen some white guys in the middle section.

I also want to add that not all chavs fit the 11-24 year gap. You see some mini-chavs that are about 8 but they're more cute than dangerous; even when they pull a knife on you.

Edit: ninjad and I said that.

To get a better view of chavs, It would be best for you to read through this reliable source..

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Chav

actually most chavs are white, and most are in the age of 11-20, though there are the few exceptions. When you get older and still have the same attitudes, people just tend to think of you as "thugs".

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lol ninja'd

I tend to think of black chavs as gangsters, atleast the proper black chavs.

By "proper" chavs, I mean really dangerous ones, not your average stick a knife in you or beat you with baseball bat chav, football hooligan, curb stomping, Chelsea grinning chav.

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No, he was actually referring to Woolworth's, he states that he isn't allowed to g to Woolworth's because it falls inside his exclusion area.

Why the **** is he complaining? Woolworths is a grocery store. :l

No it isn't. Woolworth's sells more or less anything (or used to) but it never really had any sort of USP and it's prices were just average so it didn't go anywhere as a business. Plus some idiot decided that good business strategy was selling all the shops and renting them back which lost them a ton of money.

... And now Woolworth's is bust and every store is closed.

Har, har.

But wait! There's Wellworth's!


...


D:

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I tend to think of black chavs as gangsters, atleast the proper black chavs.

By "proper" chavs, I mean really dangerous ones, not your average stick a knife in you or beat you with baseball bat chav, football hooligan, curb stomping, Chelsea grinning chav.

chelsea ****ing sucks