Found this on Medline. Looks like you need a ride to the doctor.

EYE CUTS, SCRATCHES, OR BLOWS
If the eyeball has been injured, get medical help immediately.
Gently apply cold compresses to reduce swelling and help stop any bleeding. DO NOT apply pressure to control bleeding.
If blood is pooling in the eye, cover both of the person's eyes with a clean cloth or sterile dressing, and get medical help.

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Found this on Medline. Looks like you need a ride to the doctor.

EYE CUTS, SCRATCHES, OR BLOWS
If the eyeball has been injured, get medical help immediately.
Gently apply cold compresses to reduce swelling and help stop any bleeding. DO NOT apply pressure to control bleeding.
If blood is pooling in the eye, cover both of the person's eyes with a clean cloth or sterile dressing, and get medical help.

So I guess he's virtually blind by now.

Seriously, why aren't you at the doctor's already? shit man

Go to a ****ing doctor, what the **** are you doing on SPP jesus christ

[SIZE="3"]Protocol for the bleeding of various levels of severity:[/SIZE]

Minor skin abrasion: man up you pussy

Papercut or cut on skin of similar depth: neosporin and a band-aid

Deeper cut not near a vein with controllable bleeding: butterfly stitch on-the-fly and get to the hospital whenever you get a chance

Deeper cut either near a vein or with uncontrollable bleeding: get to the hospital pretty soon you tard

Cut with near-definite possibility of losing one of your five senses, such as eye wound, fingers/hands cut off, tongue/ears/nose severely injured: get to the hospital 5 MINUTES AGO YOU ****ING IDIOT, WHAT THE ****

Body part completely severed: GET THAT SHIT IN SOME ICE AND GET TO THE HOSPITAL AN HOUR BEFORE THE INJURY OCCURRED. ALSO, UNLESS YOU'RE A SOLDIER ENGAGING IN WARFARE, HOW THE **** DID YOU MANAGE TO SEVER A BODY PART? MORON

Decapitation: unless you are some sort of animated asshole, YOU'RE ****ING DEAD, stupid

Well, today I was chillin with people, and some dude that I really hate shows up.
So after a while, He took out paper and start to smoke it? (almost as cool as the knockout game!)
Anyways, I told him that it's awesome and there's so a point, and he cock slapped me in the arm with his phallus.
Last thing I know, my right left arm is bleeding. One of my friends looks at it closer and tells me one of the arms got cut off. So I get back home, and now my arm is still bleeding. And I thought about it, what if it keeps on bleeding and it blocks my range of grabbing in my left arm, is that possible?

Here's a picture

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Well, today I was chillin with people, and some dude that I really hate shows up.
So after a while, He took out paper and start to smoke it? (almost as cool as the knockout game!)
Anyways, I told him that it's awesome and there's so a point, and he cock slapped me in the arm with his phallus.
Last thing I know, my right left arm is bleeding. One of my friends looks at it closer and tells me one of the arms got cut off. So I get back home, and now my arm is still bleeding. And I thought about it, what if it keeps on bleeding and it blocks my range of grabbing in my left arm, is that possible?

Here's a picture

haha excellent

Minor cut wounds to the eye aren't dangerous, just really annoying.

they probably are if you don't get any help.

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Well, today I was chillin with people, and some dude that I really hate shows up.
So after a while, He took out paper and start to smoke it? (almost as cool as the knockout game!)
Anyways, I told him that it's awesome and there's so a point, and he cock slapped me in the arm with his phallus.
Last thing I know, my right left arm is bleeding. One of my friends looks at it closer and tells me one of the arms got cut off. So I get back home, and now my arm is still bleeding. And I thought about it, what if it keeps on bleeding and it blocks my range of grabbing in my left arm, is that possible?

I lol'd. Also, we are not doctors, we are not trained to be doctors. We are not trained to help you. Go see a doctor rather than asking on the internet.

Lose another eye and your fingerrs. Then start killing people.

Then you can text chain mails.

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Lose another eye and your fingerrs. Then start killing people.

Then you can text chain mails.

Hi, I have no eyes or fingers. My name is Ofelia Heras. My mother kept me in a cage. If you don't repost this on five threads in the next 10 minutes, I will appear dangling from your cieling. I will then kill you with my asshole. Goodbye ****er.

Quote from Clutch

Well, today I was chillin with people, and some dude that I really hate shows up.
So after a while, He took out paper and start to smoke it? (almost as cool as the knockout game!)
Anyways, I told him that it's awesome and there's so a point, and he cock slapped me in the arm with his phallus.
Last thing I know, my right left arm is bleeding. One of my friends looks at it closer and tells me one of the arms got cut off. So I get back home, and now my arm is still bleeding. And I thought about it, what if it keeps on bleeding and it blocks my range of grabbing in my left arm, is that possible?

Here's a picture

I lol'd, anyways I went to the doctor (that's why I wasn't on this whole time..) And he said that it's not too bad, All I need to do is just cover it with a cold cloth or something for atleast a day and i'll be fine.

Oh god i better chain this quick or ill get ****ed down the road!