This was in my own home this morning. I was late and in a hurry and forgot to pay attention to where I was going. I live in a house that was built in the seventeenth century. As such it has beams all over the ceiling at about five foot ten off the ground. I am six feet tall. I think you can see where this is going. Basically I forgot to duck and because I was late and therefore moving quite fast I laid myself out.

The beams can't be removed because the house is listed. I don't want to move house. I don't want to wake up on the carpet again with a splitting headache. What can I do?

this thread is no longer about zed's low ceilings

Be shorter.

Kick the beams.

duck .

Goose

How the hell did you post without the 15 letter limit >:|

Notice how he has a space between the word and the dot. Just do like this:

lol .

Goodbye 15 letter limit.

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Cut your legs off.

Thank you.

*Cuts legs* It didn't work! >_<

Um, be more careful next time? Or try padding the beams with something just in case you hit them again.

This can't really be solved since you're too tall, and the beams can't be gotten rid of. AND you don't want to move.

Screw the consequences, buy a saw.

Quote from Sunder Forge

Screw the consequences, buy a saw.

What he said is the way forward ^^

Wear a helmet .

Walk on your hands.





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Thanks for the help everyone. Not entirely sure what Minty's suggesting but I'll try it anyway.

Hi ?

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