Omegle Thread.
Started by: Deathbat. | Replies: 282 | Views: 18,761
Apr 17, 2009 5:53 AM #398282
Nah, it's not funny at all, actually. Very few convos here are funny.
Apr 17, 2009 6:06 AM #398290
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Heyy.
Stranger: hi
You: Whats up?
Stranger: whats ur asl
You: 17-m-sc
Stranger: 26 f ch
Stranger: where is SC?\
You: Ohhh. Too young or no? Im reall drunk haha.
You: SC is south carolina.
Stranger: all righg
Stranger: right
You: Mhm.
You: SO..what are you up to?
Stranger: the country is small?
Stranger: chian
Stranger: china
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: understand?
You: Haha yeah.
Stranger: whats ur local language?
Stranger: english?
You: English.
You: Indeed.
Stranger: mine is chinese
You: Ohh thats cool
You: Your from china then?
Stranger: so I'm trying to speak english well
Stranger: yes
You: Haha. Cool. Hard lanuage to learn.
Stranger: whats ur interest?
You: Like German.
Stranger: haha
You: Interest? I'm a student, right now.
Stranger: Chinese speak better than german
Stranger: O
You: Yeahhh I love Asain languages.
Stranger: I got worked
You: Worked?
Stranger: I love english
Stranger: yes
You: Aha.
Stranger: Manufacturing
You: I'm really bored right now, lol. What are you doing?
Stranger: look at the html
You: Ohh.
Stranger: and you?
You: Listening to music.
You: Being drunk.
Stranger: what kind of music you like
You: Alternative Rock, Oldschool Hiphop, Funk, Metal.
You: You?
Stranger: Guns and roses
Stranger: skid row
You: Haha yess good bands.
Stranger: metallica
Stranger: rocket queen is nice
You: Love them. Metallica I mean.
Stranger: did you hear?
You: That song, "The Thing that should not be"
Stranger: what about michael jackson
You: Yesh hes cool.
You: Thrilllerrrr.
Stranger: and bad
You: Mhmmm.
Stranger: I have his all albums
You: Heyy.
Stranger: hi
You: Whats up?
Stranger: whats ur asl
You: 17-m-sc
Stranger: 26 f ch
Stranger: where is SC?\
You: Ohhh. Too young or no? Im reall drunk haha.
You: SC is south carolina.
Stranger: all righg
Stranger: right
You: Mhm.
You: SO..what are you up to?
Stranger: the country is small?
Stranger: chian
Stranger: china
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: understand?
You: Haha yeah.
Stranger: whats ur local language?
Stranger: english?
You: English.
You: Indeed.
Stranger: mine is chinese
You: Ohh thats cool
You: Your from china then?
Stranger: so I'm trying to speak english well
Stranger: yes
You: Haha. Cool. Hard lanuage to learn.
Stranger: whats ur interest?
You: Like German.
Stranger: haha
You: Interest? I'm a student, right now.
Stranger: Chinese speak better than german
Stranger: O
You: Yeahhh I love Asain languages.
Stranger: I got worked
You: Worked?
Stranger: I love english
Stranger: yes
You: Aha.
Stranger: Manufacturing
You: I'm really bored right now, lol. What are you doing?
Stranger: look at the html
You: Ohh.
Stranger: and you?
You: Listening to music.
You: Being drunk.
Stranger: what kind of music you like
You: Alternative Rock, Oldschool Hiphop, Funk, Metal.
You: You?
Stranger: Guns and roses
Stranger: skid row
You: Haha yess good bands.
Stranger: metallica
Stranger: rocket queen is nice
You: Love them. Metallica I mean.
Stranger: did you hear?
You: That song, "The Thing that should not be"
Stranger: what about michael jackson
You: Yesh hes cool.
You: Thrilllerrrr.
Stranger: and bad
You: Mhmmm.
Stranger: I have his all albums
Apr 17, 2009 8:04 AM #398325
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: asl
You: I want to
You: rape you
You: if you tell me
You: your asl
You: but you didn't hear this
Stranger: i can
You: well,
You: shit
Stranger: man?
Stranger: i am a boy
You: Why are you coming after me then, you sick fuck? I dont roll that way
You: fag
You have disconnected.
Stranger: SUP THIS IS UMBY
Stranger: ARE YOU LUXY
You: WHOAA HOW'D YOU GUESS
Stranger: I just knew it
Stranger: :)
You: Amazing C:
Stranger: <3
You: <3333
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: JIIIIMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYY
You: WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU?
Stranger: O__O
Stranger: Well, not here ;D
You: THERE YOU ARE, JIMMY!
You: *Massive hug*
You: Oh, you're not jimmy? :(
Stranger: No, sorry D:
You: Aw have you seen him? :>
Stranger: No, I haven't :<
You: Ah, I shall continue my search then. Thank you for your help :>
Stranger: Your welcome C:
You: C:
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: asl
You: I want to
You: rape you
You: if you tell me
You: your asl
You: but you didn't hear this
Stranger: i can
You: well,
You: shit
Stranger: man?
Stranger: i am a boy
You: Why are you coming after me then, you sick fuck? I dont roll that way
You: fag
You have disconnected.
Stranger: SUP THIS IS UMBY
Stranger: ARE YOU LUXY
You: WHOAA HOW'D YOU GUESS
Stranger: I just knew it
Stranger: :)
You: Amazing C:
Stranger: <3
You: <3333
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: JIIIIMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYY
You: WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU?
Stranger: O__O
Stranger: Well, not here ;D
You: THERE YOU ARE, JIMMY!
You: *Massive hug*
You: Oh, you're not jimmy? :(
Stranger: No, sorry D:
You: Aw have you seen him? :>
Stranger: No, I haven't :<
You: Ah, I shall continue my search then. Thank you for your help :>
Stranger: Your welcome C:
You: C:
You have disconnected.
Apr 17, 2009 2:28 PM #398502
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello there
Stranger: HDY
Stranger: HEY
You: Whats your name?
Stranger: Ivy
You: kthxbai
You have disconnected.
lol.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello there
Stranger: HDY
Stranger: HEY
You: Whats your name?
Stranger: Ivy
You: kthxbai
You have disconnected.
lol.
Apr 17, 2009 11:28 PM #398980
You: Hey
Stranger: OSTAAAKAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: MAKKAARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You: YEAH DAWG
Stranger: OSTAAAKAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: MAKKAARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You: YEAH DAWG
Apr 18, 2009 4:56 AM #399118
Quote from ManthaNah, it's not funny at all, actually. Very few convos here are funny.
Yeah pretty much all anyone here can come up with is something about sex with minors
Apr 18, 2009 5:14 AM #399126
Quote from GavelYeah pretty much all anyone here can come up with is something about sex with minors
I disagree >_> There are plenty of other ridiculous conversation topics held on this forum.
Apr 18, 2009 5:27 AM #399129
Quote from Arch-AngelI disagree >_> There are plenty of other ridiculous conversation topics held on this forum.
I'm talking about the conversations posted from Omegle in this thread. Do you even know what this thread is about?
Apr 18, 2009 7:58 AM #399180
Stranger: heeeey
You: Heeey
You: long time no see bro
Stranger: for sure, man
You: you ever hook up with that Brittany chick?
Stranger: hell yeah
You: Really? Jeez she always seems like a tease
Stranger: i slammed her like how i slam back bud light
You: man
You: And here I am just getting out of the pen' for rape
Stranger: finally
Stranger: not a moment too soon
You: i know, I mean I yelled surprise and everything
You: bitch went and told the cops cuz I stuck it in her pooper
Stranger: yeah i don't know what her problem was, she was totally asking for it
You: whatabitch, anyway.
You: Wanna go do some meth for the hell of it?
Stranger: doi
You: oh boy, we need to find a dealer tho
Stranger: the dude down the street from me sells it
You: Heeey
You: long time no see bro
Stranger: for sure, man
You: you ever hook up with that Brittany chick?
Stranger: hell yeah
You: Really? Jeez she always seems like a tease
Stranger: i slammed her like how i slam back bud light
You: man
You: And here I am just getting out of the pen' for rape
Stranger: finally
Stranger: not a moment too soon
You: i know, I mean I yelled surprise and everything
You: bitch went and told the cops cuz I stuck it in her pooper
Stranger: yeah i don't know what her problem was, she was totally asking for it
You: whatabitch, anyway.
You: Wanna go do some meth for the hell of it?
Stranger: doi
You: oh boy, we need to find a dealer tho
Stranger: the dude down the street from me sells it
Apr 18, 2009 8:02 AM #399181
Quote from GavelYeah pretty much all anyone here can come up with is something about sex with minors
Yeah, it's like:
LOL I PRETENDED TO BE A RAPIST AND THEN I DISCONNECTED or LOL SEX or LOL MEMES HAHAHHA 4CHAN DERRRP
Apr 18, 2009 8:10 AM #399185
NO U R SEX OFFENDER >:L
Mar 7, 2010 10:35 PM #554043
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey! Ask me any five questions and I will answer them truthfully! :D
You: Guy or Girl?
Stranger: I'm a guy
You: Under 18 or older?
Stranger: Under 18
You: Same.
You: I'm doing survey.
Stranger: Oh cool
You: May I ask you some questions?
You: Sir?
Stranger: Suree
You: Do you like waffles?
Stranger: Yea, I like waffles!
You: Do you like pancakes!
Stranger: YEA I LIKE PANCAKES!
You: Do you like french toast?!
Stranger: YEA I LIKE FRENCH TOAST!
You: Doo doo doooo dooo! Can't wait to get a mouthful!
You: WAFFLES!
Stranger: woo!
Stranger: Lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Hey! Ask me any five questions and I will answer them truthfully! :D
You: Guy or Girl?
Stranger: I'm a guy
You: Under 18 or older?
Stranger: Under 18
You: Same.
You: I'm doing survey.
Stranger: Oh cool
You: May I ask you some questions?
You: Sir?
Stranger: Suree
You: Do you like waffles?
Stranger: Yea, I like waffles!
You: Do you like pancakes!
Stranger: YEA I LIKE PANCAKES!
You: Do you like french toast?!
Stranger: YEA I LIKE FRENCH TOAST!
You: Doo doo doooo dooo! Can't wait to get a mouthful!
You: WAFFLES!
Stranger: woo!
Stranger: Lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Mar 7, 2010 10:38 PM #554044
You seem to have managed thus far. Whatever you did to get that question to appear, repeat it. Or don't, whichever you think we'll like more.