I'm talking about everyone's conversation's in general ._.

derp.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HAI
You: LET'S TOUCH LULZ
Stranger: Hello!
You: MY NAME IS BANANA, LET'S BEEEEE FRIENDS!!!
Stranger: Ok. I'm touching my keyboard. What are tyou touching?
You: I AM TOUCHING MY MOUSE
You: *PENIS
Stranger: Cool. I do that sometimes.
You: SOMETIMES WHEN I GO TO THE SHOP. I BUY SEVEN EGGS, INSTEAD OF MY CRISPS
You: I HAVE SEVEN TOES
You: FLABAGARRRSSSTT!!!
Stranger: FILIBUSSSTEERRRRR!!
You: WUT IS UR NAME STRANGER
You: I ALWAYS DEPEND ON THE KINDNESS OF STRANGERS
You: AND OLD MEN WITH TRENCHCOATS
You: SHUTLECOCK LOL
Stranger: My name is Spoon.
You: HI SPUN. MY NAME IS BANANA
You: WUT IS UR FAVORITE COLOUR SPUN???
Stranger: Clear
Stranger: What is yours?
You: MY FAVORITE COLOUR IS TENTICLES
You: I HAVE TO GO NOW
You: MY MUM DOESN'T LET ME ON COMPUTERS BECAUSE I AM HACKER LOL!!!!
You: BYE BYE BOYFRIEND!!
Stranger: Good bye

It was too long to SC so:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: cosmogirl?
You: Aye
You: what ?
You: cosmogirl ?
Stranger: it's a code
Stranger: bye
You: a code for.. ?
You: WATE
You: DONT GO
You: COSMOGIRL
You: THE code
Stranger: i'm searching for a friend
You: I SEE IT NOW
You: :O
You: You have frends ?\
You: !
You: tahts amazing
Stranger: yes
You: tell me more
Stranger: it's a website
You: web-site ?
Stranger: and we try to find eachother
You: why ?
Stranger: it's fun
You: are you in love with him/her ?
Stranger: you should try it to
Stranger: no
You: so why are you doing that ?
Stranger: we are a couple of girls
You: lesbnians?
Stranger: it's fun
Stranger: no
You: lesbians*
You: why ?
Stranger: we don't now eachother
You: lesbians are fun
You: so
Stranger: it's a forum
You: you dont know her and you are looking for her ?\
Stranger: i'm straight
You: srsly
You: straight ahahah
Stranger: many girls
You: >:c
You: i like gurls
Stranger: i like boys

derp.

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derp.

You are the resistance,lol.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I"M FROM THE FUTURE!
You: PELVIC THRUST
Stranger: im from you moms arse
You: brother?!?
You: IS THAT YOU?
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
You: SISTER?
Stranger: no
You: SHEMALE?
Stranger: no
You: IT?
Stranger: no
You: THING?
Stranger: o yeah thats it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

hmm. -.-

You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: What's up ?
Stranger: listening to some music
Stranger: being disconnected a lot
You: are you a hacker ?
Stranger: thinking about this
Stranger: ahaha
Stranger: no, why?
You: i guess that you are a hacker... getting disconnected and stuff
Stranger: no no
Stranger: people don't like when i say somethings
Stranger: they must think i'm weird
You: why ?
You: maybe you are retard ?
You: I saw this movie,there was this retard guy and everyone hated him.... then he killed himself
You: but you dont sound like a retard
Stranger: no, that's not the problem
Stranger: i do have brain damage
Stranger: but that's not why
You: so what's the problem ? Please open yourself to a total stranger
Stranger: the guy killed himself?
Stranger: he was cute?
You: are you gay ?
You: HACKER!
You: ANSWER THE QUESTION!
Stranger: yeah, i'm gay
Stranger: not hacker, why are you so afraid of hackers?
You: Serious ?
You: you are gay ?
You: Like GAY gay
Stranger: yeah
You: like a serious gay ?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: sucking cocks gay
You: Like those 2 gays from the OC at the ending ?
Stranger: never saw OC
You: tahts gay
You: tahts*
You: SHIt
Stranger: boring show
You: THATS*
You: Do you like watching gay porn ?
Stranger: and how about you?
Stranger: na
You: are you a creap gay ?
Stranger: i do gay private amauter porn
You: walking around naked at night
Stranger: no, i'm no creepy hahaha
You: how much do they pay you for that ?
Stranger: hahahah
Stranger: i do it for the pleasure
You: your "hahaha" sounds gay
You: are your pleasure gay ?
You: do you like when something is in your asshole ?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: i'm versatile
You: your a cowboy -.-
Stranger: you don't have to be so like this
You: I have to
You: thats my job
You: to make other people fell bad
Stranger: i don't fell bad
You: sure. you are gay
Stranger: I'm in a very hostile place to gay people, so, i'm used to
You: so you have no life
You: and no soul
You: You are just ****ing with me
Stranger: do you have a soul?
You: you are not gay
Stranger: i'm
You: :O
Stranger: why would someone say they are, if they arent?
You: to lie ,this isn't real,so you can be who ever you want
You: whoever*
You: and you want to be gay
You: ...
You: thats strange
Stranger: hahaha

sss, keep it short! No long conversations allowed and you know that!

I've had quite an interesting conversation with this French girl and the I go all "baguette? Croissants?" and she taught me a little french. Man that was cool.

C'est magnifique!

But the conversation imploded. :(

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sss, keep it short! No long conversations allowed and you know that!

I've had quite an interesting conversation with this French girl and the I go all "baguette? Croissants?" and she taught me a little french. Man that was cool.

C'est magnifique!

But the conversation imploded. :(

sorry my queen .

You: Peace man, gtg

Stranger: byee

You: Love you

Stranger: u too

You: :D

Yay, somebody loves ME :D

There was this guy who wanted to cyber and started with: I'm in bed watching TV.

Me: I have a headache, keep watching it.

tranger: nudzi mi sieYou: I will not send you nude pictures :/

Stranger: i dont have pictures

You: Oh. Do you want some?

Stranger: i dont know

Stranger: i am boring now

Stranger: so I write to u

You: Yes you are. Are you naked?

Stranger: my english is bad ...

Stranger: i dont understand

You: I want you in my bed

Stranger: ... you r man / woman ?

You: I am post operation

You: So, a woman ;d

Stranger: what ?!

Stranger: aaa

Stranger: ok

Stranger: i not lesssbian

Damn polish chicks. Don't like post-op trannies :[

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Stranger: Hi!
You: I feel it
Stranger: ;]
You: I feel an evil presence
You: upon the distance

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Soo...
Stranger: hi
You: I heard you like mudkipz.
Stranger: are huh
You: wut
Stranger: mudkipz whats that
You: i'm sorry sir you're breaking up
You: kererrr zzzzzzzz kerrrrrr
Stranger: indeed
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