SPP Rap Battles.

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Apr 13, 2009 8:49 PM #395546
Okay no that really didn't work lawl.
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Apr 13, 2009 8:51 PM #395547
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FoShizzle, this ones for all my uneducated nizzles.
This bizzle got a thizzle for little, baby bizzles.
Its becizzle this nizzle that the partyvizzle come rizzle.


WTF? Lol.
Clutch, talkin about rizzls, althought he can't even dizzle
Fo'Shizzle, can rap about sex, but your sounds like buttsecks
Clutch thinks he can educate the nizzles, but he can't rap FO'SHIZZLE?!
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Apr 13, 2009 8:58 PM #395552
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WTF? Lol.
Clutch, talkin about rizzls, althought he can't even dizzle
Fo'Shizzle, can rap about sex, but your sounds like buttsecks
Clutch thinks he can educate the nizzles, but he can't rap FO'SHIZZLE?!

FoShizzle even has to question his own shizzle.
But my shit always correct, like im the teacher.
Shizzle think he the true preacher.
But he just the leacher,
Sucking off other rappers just to get a rhyme.
Call me Optimus Prime,
cause i'm more than meets the eye.
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Apr 13, 2009 9:03 PM #395556
Clutchy boy can't get enough of what's going on
He can't fap to a dime, 'cause his is smaller than a penny with some pride,
He seeks us out, the rapers with the fame, the girls, the life, trying to get some but he doesn't, theres no way for a nizzle to become a shizzle,
Fo'Shizzle, dawg.
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Apr 13, 2009 9:05 PM #395560
i roll up to this joint and bag the bitches
ima **** yo girl till the bitch needs stitches
i enjoy watchin the show lilo and stitch cuz that bitch be bangin on ma nigga lil Richie
Yall watch out cuz i got ma cheezits and mother****as they cheesy like snitches
hell yeah mang motha****a trippin' on yo bitchass ima eat some prunes and pass some gas
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Apr 13, 2009 9:07 PM #395563
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rapers
whut? ._.
FoShizzle, a'int never babysittin' my kids,
I don't trust him around little boys.
He likes 'em more than them kids like toys.
Hes a faggot ass nigger.
He ain't the real digger.
I'm the one in the gold-mine.
Gettin' whats mine.

EDIT: ninja'd again

Stuff coming up to the mic like he coming off a horse.
He took on the double stuff, and i ain't talking oreos.
He's posted up at his glory hole, receiving like a whoreo.
Hes like hobbes when calvin gets a boner.
A true loner.
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Apr 13, 2009 9:11 PM #395568
Quote from Clutch
whut? ._.
FoShizzle, a'int never babysittin' my kids,
I don't trust him around little boys.
He likes 'em more than them kids like toys.
Hes a faggot ass nigger.
He ain't the real digger.
I'm the one in the gold-mine.
Gettin' whats mine.


RAP-ers
D:

Clutch the ****, bangs your mom
Can be a pain in the ass and at the same time a MoD (i miss him)
A trollin ****a, with enough guts to challenge a shizzle
Fo'Shizzle, you hardass nipple.
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Apr 13, 2009 9:11 PM #395569
foshizzle is not rizzle so go take a pizzle and o dizzle
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Apr 13, 2009 9:13 PM #395576
this thread is mine, now go rest ya eyes on me
im the real OG, the one that dont OD
I smoke weed and I pass gas
i got the munchies and the moneys ima bang yo mom
shes my date to my high school prom and dayum shes the bomb
yall wack at rhymin im the legendary rhyme beast
ima let yall in on my lyrical feast
you're like broken needles, everyone's missin the point
they say mind over matter but what does it matter
if yall aint got no mind
im the champ here and yall the underdogs
unlike the movies, none of yall gon rise to the top
ima attract the audience, im like a hog
you're gon watch me, hot with jealousy
and in the end yall flop
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Apr 13, 2009 9:15 PM #395578
I hate this thread with great intensity yo~
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Apr 13, 2009 9:16 PM #395583
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foshizzle is not rizzle so go take a pizzle and o dizzle

Cory, Your asshole getting tore-e.
So just stand down, cause
I'm like a drunk rhinoceros, chargin' through this town.
Ridiculous flow, lockin' this metropolis down.
Your just like a barbie doll, i'm a tonka truck.
You got nothing to **** with.

EDIT; NINJA'D AGAIN >:U
I'm coming through your crew like a twista.
Miasma, this nigga don't even have a real name.
He think he ****ing with me, but this just a game.
This shit come natural to me, i'm a lyrical jedi.
You screaming like this game is an eye for an eye.
But your the tortoise, and im the hare, too bad
I'm setting this pace.
Slow and steady don't win this race.
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Apr 13, 2009 9:18 PM #395585
Clutch, STUFF, and Vincent are all assholes
With no pride for our rap,
They stick to fishsticks cause they're fags
and have nothing to do with our way
Of raping with skills, and the shizzle in the nizzle
Fo'Shizzle for our gansta's.
what the hell am I even sayin,
Let's just start with how white you are
With a little love to gay people
And liking it up the butt.
YOU SUCK,
Fo'Shizzle, dawg.
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Apr 13, 2009 9:18 PM #395586
nigga shut up
ima **** yall over wit ma dick covered in silk
ima let it heat in the mo****in oven
run it over wit milk
and ima make some lovin'
in yo tight assholes nigga
mah dick like a finga on a trigga ima bust anytime
mah man juices all over yo asshole oh so divine
sleep in fear lil niggas
mah dick comin fo ya
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Apr 13, 2009 9:20 PM #395589
k, im declaring myslef a win.rar. I'm off to get blazed out of my skull. :D
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Apr 13, 2009 9:25 PM #395596
Foshizzle can't rhyme, the nigga retarded
He's mentally incapable, his brain keeps fartin'
Tryna be fresh with his lacklusta rhymes
Tryna be ol' school like back in the times
but he not makin' it, he's steppin behind
He uses the thesaurus for words he can't find

Holy cow homie, back the **** down
the way you're rhymin ya sound like a clown
Your mother might be proud of ya but that ain't much
she was proud of me when i allowed her on ma nuts
She was slurpin' on ma dick like the nigga lickatung
You're a little baby damn this nigga young
It's not time for you to rhyme boy, go play hopskotch
with your little girl friends and cooty infested snots