look at Automaton, acting the shit
slander the only thing he spit
acting hard, talking down
showing up, expecting a crown

just a poser in this forum, trying to be cool
i personally think he's just a tool
what do you know?
you think you run this show?
well too bad scrub
posers like you get snubbed

Now, this is a story all about how
My account got ban hammered upside down
And I'd like to make a post
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became banned in a thread called Miseare

In east Ausralia born and raised
On the internetz was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out haxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shoopin some penises onto some fool
When a couple of guys
Who were about my age
Started making threads in my stickpagez
I got in one little flame war and the modz declared
this time you gettin a warnin, dun do it again'

I begged and pleaded with them though sum pms
But they blocked my pms and send me on my way
They gave me a warning about pestering modz
I lol'd at them and said, "no ur faec is a clod'

First warning, yo this is lol
getting yeloow card and being banned from the polls
Is this wut bein banz0red is like?
Hmmmmm, this might be alright.

But wait I hear cant post, b& and all that
Is being b& the best interests of this cool cat?
I dunno lol
I'll see if they IP track
I hope they're prepared for a massive troll attack.

Well, the proxy loaded and when I came out
There was a douche who was acting like a mod with his dick out
I ain't trying to get b&
I just got here
I deleted my post, it disappeared

I googled sum shock porn and it came near
The image name said 'hello.jpg' and it was a guy stretching his rear
If anything I can say this shit is rare
But I thought 'lol shooped, ill just post it over there'

I posted this around 7 or 8
And loled at the mods they'd fix this later
I looked at my shit hole
It was finally there
Then I got perma'd, in a thread called Miseare.



True story bro.

Quote from Dark

look at Automaton, acting the shit
slander the only thing he spit
acting hard, talking down
showing up, expecting a crown

just a poser in this forum, trying to be cool
i personally think he's just a tool
what do you know?
you think you run this show?
well too bad scrub
posers like you get snubbed

haha, yeah, I'm acting the shit,
at least not in the literal sense like you you prick,
Slander, what slander? At least I put some hard work
into all my rhymes instead of acting a jerk,
by putting down non-sequential shit and trying to impress,
acting all 'G', you fail the test.

Acting hard you say, talking down?
Consider the situation before makin' yourself look like a clown,
tell me one thing you see, in all of my rhymes,
that could prove that statement true, and I might give you a dime,
for not straying from the point, or beating about the bush,
backing up your words with evidence, then everything will be cush'.

If I'm a poser, then what are you?
Your rhymes are more whack than slimy, green poo.
So, if mine are better, yours are worse,
then you're even more of a poser than me, derp,
so if that's the case, you can crown me the original beast,
making you the posers, of none other than me.

So listen dude, back the fuck down,
unless you can spit back shit worth listening to, I'm out.

cat
in the hat
faggot
penis
man
plan
orange
**** nothing rhymes with orange

infringe does, sort of.

Quote from Automaton

infringe does, sort of.

Nope, neither does hinge, sponge or since. I've seen those all before are "ryhming to" orange. :")
-inge doesn't rime to -ange.

Chamillionaire bit my lyrics in his pokerface freestyle : (

also, cool I'm purple now.

Quote from Kaas

Nope, neither does hinge, sponge or since. I've seen those all before are "ryhming to" orange. :")
-inge doesn't rime to -ange.

They way I pronounce it, it does :/

I say Oh-Rihnj, I don't say Oh-Rhanj.

I say In-fhrinj.

Rhyming is based on pronunciations and accents. Where I live, orange is either pronounced "our-ringe" or "oor-inge."

How the hell does Kaas say orange lol

Same with Automaton and Dark haha

Quote from Automaton

They way I pronounce it, it does :/

I say Oh-Rihnj, I don't say Oh-Rhanj.

I say In-fhrinj.

Yeah but infringe is a crappy rhyme for "orange". You'd be better off using something like "door hinge" because it matches both syllables.

What abouuuuut ... "whorage"? "Collage"? (not college, i know damn well what that is)

Quote from Gavel

Yeah but infringe is a crappy rhyme for "orange". You'd be better off using something like "door hinge" because it matches both syllables.

listen to him, he knows about rapping and rhyming

Quote from Mantha

What abouuuuut ... "whorage"? "Collage"? (not college, i know damn well what that is)

Collage? That thing where you cut a bunch of pictures out and put them altogether on one piece of paper? That would more rhyme with the french word for "cheese".

He rolled down the block in a drop-top bright orange
His coat-tail ripped cuz it was caught in the door hinge

Try rhyming with "purple".