and then he died.

I'm going to post the whole story this afternoon :D Just wait.

im looking forward to that

said Sherbet happily while staring into the preists eyes...

ASS RAPE PREASESAETHDSFILEDk IOOLOL

Avian, the adjective didn't understand what Myself said.

im just a poor boy nobody loves me

Bob woke up in the dark packing room, surrounded by damp boxes. He stands up, breathing heavily, and walks over to one of the damp boxes. Bob decides not to go towards the boxes, so he turns around and leaves his house in hopes that if he can find a cure for a flesh eating disease, the bad people from mars will stop raping their children because the people from mars are extremely lonely and a race full of guys, so they have to plant their seed in little women. What the **** is this shit I dont evenYou said a sentence, and I only used one period. FACT.
forgot the word disease in flesh eating. . . No Bob you are the aliens. and then he signals aliens that are light-years away. And then Bob was a zombie. and then he realized that Chosen was a faggot and cockslapped him to death brutally, and proceeded to eat his bones. Bob then gets cured of his zombodium and decides to learn the study of wumbology. And then a Farmer came out. and then the paramedic ate bob... and the ninjasAnd then Zyles came and raped Paramedic. and then flesh got hacked. But in reality, Flesh didn't get hacked but Mantha did and went batshit crazy. but in this version, flesh got hacked, and went on a
meatspin/goatse/1man1jar/2girls1cup/funnelchair/spankwire
spree. And then Flesh got one infraction for no apperant reason.

So they lived happily ever after. Suddenly KD just ****ed a big fat girl.. And it turned out to be dawG's mum. But then a rare smiling cat jumped out of the wall. And bit off the bollox of omega! so it got herpes. And lets not forget; testicular torsion, genital warts, scabies, nits, gonorrhea, and much more. And he said "Where the **** is the chat thread!" then coming out of no where fast, i radioactive potato launched by an angry giant landed on the ground nearby. Then, toxic gas spewed out of the radioactive potato, flying right towards the cat! But, a magical super carrot is launched out of a silo right beneath the potatoes, and they were all safe. until the cat decided it wanted to investigate, and accidentally stepped on the potato causing it to explode!! The end. Then a jewish potato mongler came and ripped up the words "The End." then sacred left stickpageportal forums forever because hes an annoying 13 year old cocksucker. and then me and 2-D made passionate love And then Bob came back to life, got scared and cried himself to death while Saha raped 2-D. 2-D didn't mind at all. And then a jewish rapper came out and was all like "Now this is a story all about how, my life got flip-turned upside down and wait just a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air." And once again, spp did not fall in to the dangerous caves of memes. The Jew continued, "Iiiin west Philadelphia born and raised on the playground where I spent most of my days, chillin out maxin relaxin all cool shootin some b-ball outside of the school when a couple of guys who were up to no good, started causin trouble in my neighborhood and I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said you're movin with your auntie and uncle in bel-air." And then again the memes failed so they cried and walked away. the memes in their everlasting anger at their constant fail, prepared to make an attack, so the CHARGED THEIR LAZAR!!!!!

.O____o
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| ------IMMA FIRIN MEH LAZAR---
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And Failed because pikachu used double move. And Zed sat at the side through all of this thinking "someone else can copy and paste all this shit together. I'm gonna go and have a wank." And wank he did... but he didn't notice the countless wankists beside him, and they beat him badly(no pun intended), while listening to classical music. uckily Zed had some anti-wankist-spray in his utility belt, right next to the evil-clown-facepaint-cleaner and the big-stick-with-a-nail-through-it. Then the story suddenly went back to the jew, who was brutally being beaten by Will Smith. And then zombies from I am Legend came and raped his ass. then in a near by, far away kingdom, an evil wizard was plotting his revenge toward the king. Who just turned out to be the guy in my avatar. And due the universe collapsing since a castle was nearby and far away at the same time, the story was disregarded, and the camera resumed to Will Smith's hot rape scene. Since the cameraman was Will Smith. And then there was a paradox. The space and time dimenseion collided together causing a major influx of quantum foam, destroying the universe and all of it's contents.

THE END!
But it was not the end, because then he was beaten over the head with a chicken leg. Thus, Will recruited all the major professional UFC fighters, and grouped them together for(possibly)the final showdown. in which they shot titanium nipples at each other. And in a flurry of flailing penises, the battle began, and Will smith had the biggest penis so in seconds everyone died and he claimed victory; his prize being to rape all the dead bodies. And with his penis he sought out to
Go to china and rape every girl there, with the help of
michael phelps, who masturbates in the bong he uses to pleasure his girlfriend, and his strong sinewy arms of manliness and hot man love.
and while in china he they came across jackie chan and jet li sword fighting with their...........
danish crumpets and old styled tea set. Meanwhile... a flying rofl burger got spartan kicked into AUSTRALIA!! which led too.... The Crocodile Hunter to come back alive just so he can eat that burger. And by the time this was over, Jackie Chan and Jet Li got raped by Will Smith, creating a massive hored of asian/african-american retard babies. which proceeded to inbreed like the niggers they are, which led to a new race called "retard-o-s" and they began torape everyone in sight to create a new mutant/freak/inbred race ;)
and created the cereal known as "Cheerios" from dead, inbred meat and labeled it "Whole Grain". But Billy had always known they were up to shit, so he did a little dance to help focus his mind and came up with a crazy plan that was a million to one chance but just might work. So he decided to call it. The schlieffen plan. because it required repeatedly telling a leaf to be quiet and think up his plans for him. Shh, leaf and plan. schlieffen plan. Geddit? After half an hour the leaf had still failed to contribute anything useful so he decided to go it alone. PENIS . With a minimum range, 270 horsepower, fully equiped banana. which was stocked with half a ton worth of gay pornography, just in case Automan hogged up his other stash, which would lead to high pressure in the testicles. After a long and very interesting journey (upon which he met a group of close friends whose specialist skills were extremely helpful in tackling the many exciting adventures they had on the way, but ultimately they all met a grissly end with great background music except our main character who we all know has to make it to the end anyway) he arrived at the Cheerios factory. where he was extremely tempted not to throw the one cheerio to rule them all, but kept it, but when he put it on, he gained the awesome superpower of ... control over broccoli! but then he tossed his loyal sidekicks, Fairy and Pimpin, into a fiery hell where they met Sam. And then I went back to writing my story that's in the literature section, indicating that Zed read it, when after planting the broccoli tree, was comsumed by the firey. depths that surrounded it, and begun his journey to hell. and met the devil himself there. and the devil said " be you angels?" and then satan procceeded to attempt to molest him, when out of nowhere - Chuck norris came with his roundhouse kick. and killed half the world's population with the recoil, and the output force travelled into space, destroyed the Combine, and ass-raped the Covenent before returning back to his leg. And then, not learning from his concequences, he summoned jcamelo to do his S.T.X.D.F.H.T.K.S. While all this was going on, Billy was having sex with two really hot demon chicks and one ugly male demon, but the male one was behind him so he couldn't tell how ugly he was. Billy felt strangely good as the male demon behind him shoved his pitchfork up his ass, and then he went and then he went and then he took it out and he went and then he sneaked off like this little did he know that same demon was once his mother. Once then, fire shot out of hell and spread through the world, killing off most of the population of mankind. the few survivors were sure this was the work of the apocolips, and just when they thought it was over... GIANT DUDES CAME AND ATE THEM!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!i1!! Thus the entire population of mankind was destroyed, luckily the giants wished on the Dragon Balls to resurrect the humans, AND THEN THEY ATE THEM AGAIN!
PENIS .
yelled Automaton, describing what was on his forehead. Little did Zed know, that PENIS was actually Automaton's mating call. Automaton is a flaming homosexual. Of epic proportions.
PENIS .
cried Automan again, calling for
PENIS . And with a white substance dribbling out of his mouth, Penis came and proceeded to rape automation up the ass, and Automation cried outPENIS . Doubt ran up and down his spine, tingly like a bolt of lightning. And any stupid fad posts meaning nothing but penises were disregarded, and the man's hot rape scene was continued. Suddenly the topic was mysteriously changed to: Prepubescent 11 year old children.
PENIS .
He saw a girl in his bathroom, so he thought of her PENIS.
And out of no where Automatons respect points went from 60 to 0 in a matter of Seconds .
Is this thread ever going to get binned?

Also,

PENIS . As Automaton ruined the thread. PENIS . and then chunkels spontaneously came. and the chariots sang with a glorious sound that PENISes made when the chariot ran over it. broke the ears of everyone around them. Suddenly a monkey appeared with a bouquet of flowers and said "Zed's post count +1 because of this stupid thread which gets the occaisionally funny comment but which is also a breedeing ground for spam." Then the monkey also stated "That's what I was trying to imply with my countless PENIS posts, and this is an excuse for people to come along and say shit like 'oollooollolol the plane killed a big fat goose lol' but anyway, I'm off to eat a banana", and then he went and ate a banana.. And he ate bananas, hawt mushy bananas. and then ****ed a girl with more bananas.

and then ate them. which gave him AIDS Which turned him into a black person, And then he ate more wiener shaped foods. it turned out the food was actually wieners. And in joy of this discovery, he ate more weiners until he sploded.

At the local gay bar There was a hippie, who saw a nun walking by, getting a boner from the sight. He jumped on her and began to rape her when suddenly A GIGANTIC duck kite came out from the center of the earth, raised into the sky, and fell on the raping hippie while the nun fingered her ass while the hippie ****ed her and then the duck kite hit them and beheaded the nun. Then the hippie said "Ah **** it I'm going home." and walked off, but on the way home saw a monk with what he thought was a much larger boner than the nun's, so decided to ...**** the monk, but the mission wasn't succesful, because the monk was faster and... His dick was much larger, and the monk raped the hippie himself. Enough of this story lets move onto that time Mantha got hacked. And with Myselfs bigger E dick then Ustartin could ever hope to attain, Myself used it to start a worldwide epidemic, then Madagascar closed the ports causing the infection to "hopefully" stop spreading but the bastards didn't know that i had level mother ****ing 5 waterborne infection level so i got the bastards anyway and actually infected madagascar with aids and consequentially a swine/human/something else flu epidemic shall spread across the world. Because the news says so. then a hole bunch of angry beavers told the rug rats that the time of waiting is over, they all rose up to take over the infected and dwindling human population.

They're very dangerous.
And then the human population died again. And was replaced by mutant rats. which inbred and produced super-sexy humans, which all had sex with Zed, who had survided all the previous attempts on his life, including, to date, three nuclear holocausts, a group of anti-wankists and Satan himself. Then Zed decided to call Zyles Satan in his previous post. With hindsight, this was not the smartest move because Satan aka Zyles had survived the rugrats and now seeked vengeance against Zed. Zed considered looking up whether "seeked" was a word or whether it should be "was seeking" but decided against it because This was all a dream. that there is NOOO GOOOOD. There is only Zyles. And then Zyles died.

And then Zyles was reborn.) And then Zyles got bored because there was only him and he had no friends, so he decided to create some. All he had to do was wiggle with his hands. Then the giants came back, and became Zyles friends. Then sacred got another hilariously funny avatar. And they lived happily ever after, untill... an evil army of grapefruits invaded the land of fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap.
What could happen next no one said the grapefruit master. because grapefruits are fappalicious. One of the grapefruits was unhappy with the tyrannical rule of the grapefruit master so he fapped him with the strength of a puma on weed, which caused Vincent to break his pen0r. the his milkshake brought all the boys to the yard and then i forgot the lyrics to the song, which caused chunk to Spiderman everywhere, including on your face After that a small kitten Said "My Pokémon brings all the cats to the yard, and they're like, "it's better than yours", damn right, it's better than yours, I could beat you with my Charizard." then zed got a razor blade and slowly shaved the end of his dick. and then they all went back to fapping off to pornographic pictures of naked pokemon mating, when Zed beat KD into a bloody pulp for implying that he was a slow shaver. and then both Zed and KD agreed that Zed had no cock, which meant that Zed was true in that he wasn't a slow shaver, and then they both procceeded to have sex. Which included rummaging for half an hour, looking for the remains of KD's arsehole. which was found in the depths of zed's stomach. Which was, itself, found rammed down KD's throat until he choked to death and everyone threw a huge party :P because Zed literally, "ate his whole ass up" which he quite liked, as he had recently aquired a shit fetish, ever since he watched 2 girls 1 cup. and which KD enjoyed too, after seeing the bitter-sweet pleasure painted on Zed's face as he swalled his ass. and then, KD went all XD and then Zed looked at the thread and got a bit confused about how many mutually exclusive sexual acts he'd been involved in that day. And he said:

"Cogito ergo sum" and then Zyles got banned for being such a dick on the 'A friend died' thread, and he deserved it. faggot. Then out of no where pandemedic was banned for being such a faggot!
Hurray!
So- And then MoD marveled on his success of a thread, and wondered why moderators say he doesn't contribute anything and use him as a personal punching bag, however Ninjasrule34, the typical newfag, decides to walk in during an inappropriate time. But the only thing is... HE ONLY READ PAGES 1-3!!!! So everyone when ass raped him while quoting the other pages AND BOOM!
The world exploded. except for Cizzil, cause he had the best sig ever. Now he's moving backwards the time... and got raped by a dinosaur. Which all turned out to be a dream.....
But found out that the dream was real so he killed himself. "So what have we learned today, children?" Said the teacher who had suddenly appeared in a Monty Python style change of topic. And then, out of nowhere, a bird came a shat on zed's head. Zed was having a bad day, after six attempts to kill him, one attack of bird poo, and one long round of disapointing sex, so he decided not to do anthing strange, and just answer the teacher. He said "Yarr, me hearty. Shiver me timbers" To which the teacher replied "No, Zed, ... just no" And then continued at whatever she was doing. Which was making a sex tape to please The giant dick in the sky. And all at once all the students in the room went "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and summoned the great dick in the sky, and Zed was smashed to a pulp. Then all of a sudden Pink Ninja cows from and then slanted got ninja'd and i cried, because it was rather painful. After Zed acquired said (lolwut) sword.
He want off like a pansy and 0 / 0. And then Devour went "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" And after an awesome summoning of the giant dick in the sky by many others who joined in, zed faced the terrifying monster... and was smashed to a pulp. and then I kissed a girl and i liked it And it was the second that joke was made so it wasn't funny anymore. And then... I kissed a girl just to try it, i hope KD dont mind it and then i was surprized because Chunk was already un-banned for posting gay batman porn Haha, awesome.

It felt so wrong. it wasn't really gay batman porn batman just had his knob in the jokers nose Oh, that one. It was socially awkward. My parents were standing behind me. apparently Mantha doesn't like seeing batman's 67 inch long dick, which looks like "a strand of overcooked pasta" unfortunatly i didnt get to see the message she said before banning me for however many hours because i went to my pm box and it said "The page you are trying to view cannot be shown because it uses an invalid or unsupported form of compression." And then menma became the thing under his name. And then KD added to his signature some signatures made by Orange Blob. all the while the Continue the story, one sentence at a time! thread on stick page continued to lack structure and fell into random jibberish, involving the members in the story usually for undefined reasons. As anarchy ensued, a wolf head jumped through the air and bit off _slanted_'s arm. Doctor Leonard turned to Emily. "The hospital can do all they want, but I'm not unplugging that god damned life line." Tears poured down his face, and he broke down sobbing. i died anyway, it was sad.




D:
and the world ****IN BLEW UP.
So everyone, (even if everyone was dead) moved backwards in time again. And Zed appeared purely to make a comment on the story thread once again and said "Hasn't this same plot line been repeated more than a dozen times already?" But he wasn't complaining because he he......h-
!BOOM!

The earth exploded. And they went back in time AGAIN! Behold the head of the beast itself! For many years I have hunted this monster, and now I have in my hand its skull chopped from its spine!

Garrrrrrrrrroooooo.
Garrrrrrrrrrroooooo.
Garrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooo. but then, it came alive, and ate the festering testicals of a small lamb saturated with seminal fluids and bleeding viciously from the anus due to frequent sexual attacks from sexualy deprived welsh farmer. And then I threw the sheep into a pile of tax returns. The sheep responded by ****ing itself, so another part of story has begun. In this part of the story the stage is dark, lit only by the light of the moon shining down upon a deluded mind of a young boy that apperantly isn't wearing any clothes because this is Zyles's fantasy section. Where the pink unicorn of +1 post count lives. This seemed not to matter to the mods, who WHEN SUDDENLY A BOMB FELL AND KILLED EVERYONE!

omg OMGAWD, the end was nigh! Thieves of Zyles's avatar - kongquake, Sunder Grubs. were yelling. Zed heard it wrong. But it didn't matter because we just inserted a full stop in the middle of a sentance and now the punctuation police are chasing us! So they caught Zed and sent him to the jail. Zed wasn't happy about this, because he thought that the punctuation police of all people should know how to spell gaol. Long time ago :
They were stupid, so they decided to create the punctuation police, but it was illegal. Zed sat in the prison thinking to himself "I could leave any time I want, but I'm so close to 1600 posts." Anyone in the jail thought so, because there were no bars. But they were restrained by their moral self esteems which were porno . Spazzy looked at his phone. "Oh for ****ing christ, it's another chain message by MiniMan." He glared at the screen, and read. "hai guys if like 69ing a frozen moose then text me backkkkkkk." Nigga mode engaged.

Planetary combustion's echoed through the galaxy of the Milky Way, as the mighty roar cry of the Nigga released.


Forreal though it was a loud scream. Bitches were all like..





had surgically implanted into them because porno . was an evil, evil man. No, he was an evil, evil, evil evil15 man. porno . didn't often use his official title (the one with all the evils) because it meant adding extensions on forms. Instead, he would . ..use title porno porn fan. He found it hard to get a job. He was caught while doing the act in my signature, that's why he found it hard to get a job - it was on TV. Then he had a period and was shocked as to how this could happen when he had a penis, not a vagina. This sent him insane and he urinated on Mecca. It goes without saying that this was a bad idea, because then the terrorists came and sho- -sho-sho

shudders

showed off their huge burger nips
"Hello boys!" The crowd of burger nips said seductively to the drooling crowd of Chunkels, Zyles, Zed and Avian.
They crawled on their hands and knees on the tables of the room towards these people, their shirts hanging low and showing off the impressive content inside. Wagging their rears left and right with their steps.
Slowly they came down and performed small lap dances in front of the lucky members.
And then the stickpagians sucked their dicks and licked their balls. yum said kd as Google payed him $173 an hour yum said Zyles I said that you all suck at this. yum said Devour yum said pandemic. Yum said everyone in this thread.
I type to the end of this thread.
/thread


.yum said vincent, much louder than anybody ever had. ever. Posting "Everyone in this thread said yum." is much easier. yum said Avian, but not as loud as Vincent, as nobody could match the cry of the nigger. yum said pandemic, but not as loud as Vincent, as nobody could match the cry of the nigger. no u. No, you . you wanna go you scrawny ****? And they did. But at the last second the olympic swimmers realized it was not water in the pool, but it was snot. And they were like

They were green due to the effects of the snot, as well. because naturally, all snot was green. anyhow, pandemedic rose out of the puddle with two SMGs, and opened fire on the demons inside the laboratory, which had evolved out of the sample specimens which the government used it's weapons on. Because the government was running short of money, they developed the Swine Flu in order to scare everyone into buying cures, which they did, but the government created stronger versions, which eventually became so powerful that they re-animated dead bodies. pandemedic looked over his fellow fighters: Avian, Devour, Zed, Zyles, KD, and any other person who would continue this. Testicals rained from the clouds apon the nobel warriors, battering their tired faces. They gazed into the sky, filled with feelings of on coming change, a new beggining, and as the tears rolled down their blistered cheeks, they smiled to god in teh clouds. They shortly looked back down towards the floor as the testicles from above were hammering rather hard down apon the ground now, and to look directly at the sky would result in becoming promptly blinded. None of the warriors particulalrly wished to explain to a freind that the reason they could no longer see was, infact, due to testicles landing with force apon their eyeballs.
After standing there, embracing the moment, the fighters made haste toward the horizon, each one clutching their neighbours crotch for no apparent reason. Then... more zombies rushed at them. The group opened fire upon them, and they dizzolved into a bloody mess from excess of bullets to the face. Then The war was over and they all jacked off into a frying pan and made a sperm omlet which they ate with chopsticks Unfortunately, this made KD pregnant, and they couldn't work out which one was the father. It could well have been KD. I mean, let's face it; his anatomy has been rearanged so many times in the story so far. but then, the doctor realized it was both Zed's AND mc teddi's baby, called Zed Teddi, and then the doctor turned to Zed and said: "Zed, u are MY FATHER!!!"

then Zed paid the doctor £50 to never mention this incident again and to write pandemedic's name on the birth certificate. Because Zed always wanted Guerrilla (me) to be his father, since his own was a bastard. You see, the story of Zed's father is a long and interesting one. Once upon a time
Zed's father, who goes by the name of , used to live in the reckless town of New Jerseyland, and he enjoyed it. had had a number of exciting adventures around the town, such as eating cake and ice cream. which was made out of a purple cow, known as Milka. would produce purple milk, which Zed and his cowboy friends would drink, before setting out on their horses into the marketplace of the outskirts of New Jerseyland, when they met the evil cowman Pepto, who came from lower Bronxiville, who then proceeded to rape them and mentally scar them for life. But was too fast, and ran away. the bullies got into a pick-up truck, and chased after him. while he was running, his leg braces snapped and flew off his legs, but the bullies kept following him. His soon-to-be-prostitute girlfriend shouted at him to run, which he did, until he was sued for copyright theft.
but he was too fast for them too, so then he sued the original owners for copyright theft
then kicked their moms arses
but.. the moms weren't moms, they were awesome. so the moms kicked arse, for attempting to blame someone for copyright when they tried to blame you for copyright when you told a story on spp
but, at that very moment, in a galaxy far far away... Some moms moved forwards in time to survive the Zombie apocalypse. Unfortunately for them they discovered that the planet had been taken over by rapist cockraoches
who have a strange fetish for... Magic, The Gathering. so the cockroaches used their strange magical skills acheived from playing this, to get big and then they raped... themselves, so more and more cockroaches were born. and then the many baby cockraches decided they no longer liked raping things, but instead enjoyed WoW, incidently... they became smelly and very fat. And killed everyone again.....in WoW. Then out of ****ing no where a big duck kite with the words


penis .

decides to hover above 's head (bet you forgot about him)
eventually... the kite crashed. and had a strange fetish to rape it
he did not find rape funny. So... he decided to burn it
hes a twisted fire starter
but a cop saw him
then... He renamed himself as Bob. Then he thought of another name and then he changed it to Orange Blob. He then painted himself orange and danced. Then he decided to become a blob, however, the metamorphoze jutsu was really hard to learn. He decided to quit ****ing around with Naruto cosplay and got back to what was going on. and get back to controlling the fire he made except he found that he couldn't so he got burnted. Badly burnted. He was so stupid, that he thought an ice would be a cure for those burns, so he decided to go to Antarctica. But he had no money for the plane . so he hitched a ride on a camel instead but the camel exploded, and he had to walk. He walked across the water all Criss Angel style(OMGLOL!!!@121). but lost his concentration and fell in. and got the swine flu A few hours later, he realized he's on the wrong planet. This mildly irritated him, because He wanted to see the polar bears. D: He didn't notice that Santa Claus has come. This also mildly irritated him, because he thought of a Santa's poo, but he didn't laugh, instead, it irritated him. In fact, he was so incredibly mildly irritated that it manifested itself in the form of a tumour. This mildly irritated him, because tumors make cancer, which kills, which makes it mildly irritating to scratch your skin off. So, in theory... he isnt mildy irritated, but then a monkey anally raped him, coincidentally... The monkey was then mildly irritated. because the monkey had lost his trousers, but once he found them of course he was pleased with a pleasurable round of rape sex and walked away and smoked a cigarette. But then the monkey fell into a trash compactor. and came out as millions of mini monkeys that all raped ants.... so the ants decided they wanted to rape humans so they cried out, " WIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNN N!!!!!!!!!!" in a mildly irritating tone, becasue ants aren't capable of any other type of voice.
Then they fleed because suddenly

that!" But Zed didn't care. Afterwards a strange thing called an pagazilla jumped in zeds face and startet doing "one man one bucket" so Zed dived into a cement mixer and vowed never to come back out unless his post count was looking low. watching glass in another mans ass helps stem my pain

And then everyone died. Then the God decided to create the World of Warcraft, because the actual world had just dead population. Then the Leopluriodon spoke.



which pointed zed and his two friends to candy mountain. And Zed cried "NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!! I don't want to go back in the thread!" but he was dragged back kicking and screaming and his 'friends' started to pull him towards the mountain. and then five letters appeared
a C an A an N a D and a Y(c.a.n.d.y)
then the Y started to sing...

Oh, when you're down and looking for some cheering up,
Then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave.
When you get inside you'll find yourself a cheery land,
Such a happy and joyful and perky merryland.
They've got lollypops and gummy drop and candy things,
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day.
It's impossible to wear a frown in Candy Town,
It's the mecca of love the candy cave.

They've got jelly beans, and coconuts with little hats,
Candy rats, choco bats, it's a wonderland of sweets.
Ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band,
Candy bells, it's a treat as they march across the land.
Cheery ribbons stream across the sky into the ground,
Turn around, it astounds, it's the dancing candy tree.
In the candy cave imagination runs so free,
So now Charlie please will you go into the cave.

then... The Y realized that it wasn't Charlie, but Zed, so he committed suicide with his letter friends...........exploding. This got Zed and his friends covered in some sort of sticky liquid, which on close inspection turned out to be caramel. So they liked it all off and ran over to the exploded dead letters and then realised the liking something off doesn't work. So they licked the caramel off and ran into the sun, holding hands. then they got in a space ship and really did fly into the sun and turned into Nothing. Not even their ashes survived.

And back at home Devour was beating firesword with a big wooden fake dick that he uses to attract whores. And the whores were very turned on by it since it gave them huge ****ing splinters when it was used. and they all ran over to him and they kept screamin at him "DO ME HARD DO ME HARD" or "FREE OF CHARGE FREE OF CHARGE" and he And then he found the cure for Andromida. Inside one of the whore's vaginas. It was the size of a calculator but gave no disturbance to the outer skin of the vagina itself.
In the end, firesword woke up from his dream realizing it's never going to happen. and then he died.
im looking forward to that said Sherbet happily while staring into the preists eyes... ASS RAPE PREASESAETHDSFILEDk IOOLOL Avian, the adjective didn't understand what Myself said. im just a poor boy nobody loves me

Sorry for the triple post.

Gah I can't read all that. I only read the first third of it.

I know, my hands hurt T_T

Oooh...better read it in real time, than waiting until it will be released so.

well i just wasted half an hour of my life

All of a sudden Bob's hand started hurting, so he ran it under some warm water, but all of a sudden, out of nowhere, a massive person was standing next to Bob; This massive person was Hank, he is known in prison as Hank the Tank for his ability to bust seaman's in other dudes asses because that's how awesome he is.