Except it wasn't Myself, for the real Myself was sucked into a grammatical worm hole, where people incorrectly using the word myself in a grammatically incorrect use fall victim to purgery; and so, it was instead saved by Meself, the olden times version of Myself; it also replaces I think with Methinks.

So this was a story all about how.,

About how we're not going to fall victim to overdone internet memes.

Oh no, the meme has failed. Now Meself has to rescue us.

All abusers of the single sentence rule were then shunned from ever coming back into the thread, so says Darth Vader, the đedi.

Don't worry men, I'll save us!

But then the weird thing in Meself's avatar became real!

:U

Then Finnerwoo took everyone to the moon,

and whipped out his huge

dick and said: "I'm a winner foo'"

Just befor a meteor collided into their location and killed everyone

Only the Jews survived, so it were in the end, not the mormons. But the Jews that were right.

the mormons killed the jews and repeat from:

Quote from Menma

Then the God punished us(them)...

"THEY PUNISHED US THEY DID!?" hollered one of the remaining people on earth, just befor the zombies could tear him apart

"No John, you ARE a zombie" said Whoever.