Well like a day ago, my girlfriend broke up with me. Big whoop, right? Nah not really. So I was having a conversation over myspace with one of her friends a few minutes ago. Her friend tells me that she left me for another guy and that he had had sex with her multiple times while dating me. I know this guy, real asshole really. I'm going to go kick his ass, so I'll be back in a few. Bye guys!!!

Don't forget to take some shrooms

That's not going to do anything useful.

kai

videotape it

Girls can be savages

Luckily, its not hard to satisfy one enough to not need or want to cheat

kick his ass
then kick her ass
then kick her friends ass
then kick your moms ass
then kick your own ass

problem solved

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kick your own ass

Wait what?

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kick his ass
then kick her ass
then kick her friends ass
then kick your moms ass
then kick your own ass

problem solved

That is genius.

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then kick your own ass

I am not flexible enough to do this.

Just whip your leg backwards.

I am not flexible enough.

Haha, fatty.

I am not fat. I am reasonably fit. I'm just really inflexible from the waist down.

Don't kick his ass, kicking his penis would be better.

No, kick both of them.

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I am not fat. I am reasonably fit. I'm just really inflexible from the waist down.

Does that inclue the waist? Can you touch your toes?