One day, one of my friends wore 3 pants to school.

And while I was in the hallway(not passing period so like no one was around), I saw her in front of me, so I snuck up behind her and pantsed her, except I pulled all 3 pants down.

She pulled them back up as quickly as she could(having problems), and I couldn't help but laugh. I didn't get caught, and we laugh about it every time we bring it up in a conversation, so it's all good.

I pretended to have tourettes in one of my classes (French, where the teacher lets everyone do everything), and after a couple of lessons she believed me, and when she was talking all quiet I would randomly shout something bad out like "penis", or "niggers". We've all ambushed the teachers with snowballs when it snowed. I had arguments with my maths teacher last year because he always used to blame me for things I didn't do, like when he said I'd sworn at him, he wouldn't believe me that I didn't, so I said "fine, you want to hear swearing, go **** yourself you twat". Yeah, I regret it now though.

Me and three of my classmates went in the informatics office, and went to *link removed* on every free comp and just leave them like that.

Then the teacher came in.






Damn, I've never ran this fast in my whole life.
Also, I dare you to click the link >:D

Nice try.
-Mantha

b& for porn links am i rite?

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b& for porn links am i rite?

wut



Please use correct grammar, I cannot understand.



Hey come on, english is not my first language.

Chosen, he means masturbate the the porn link you left.
I WILL TEABAG YUR DRUMSET

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Chosen, he means masturbate the the porn link you left.
I WILL TEABAG YUR DRUMSET

I do not need to.


The Auto-fap 30011 does it for me.

YOU CAN BUY IT ONLY FOR $64411321654446.99!!!


Like, HOW CHEAP IS THAT??

I already bought one, its covered in silicon, very realistic texture, i have it in the girl mold :D

I punched a girl in the baby because she was pregnant and was going to get an abortion.

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I already bought one, its covered in silicon, very realistic texture, i have it in the girl mold :D

Fascinating, isn't it?

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unless you count going home to eat lunch every day for the past 2 years

I wish my house was this close

Well, I lead an army of brave boys to war against the seventh graders. The seventh graders were lead by the infamous Ole Fredrik, who not only took people's shoes and tossed them in the pond, but this one time he also almost broke this guy's arm. Rumors are also circulating that he paid his younger sister to strip, but they have never been confirmed.

We could stand his rule of tyranny no longer, and armed ourselves with what weapons we could find. Some brought stones, some brought sticks, and some only brought their bare hands. There were 8 of us, and 8, 9 maybe 20 seventh graders. On march 17. 2001, 8 brave boys stormed the gates of a far superior enemy, marking the beginning of the schoolyard freedom wars. For 45 minutes my boys fought bravely, but the enemy was too strong. They barricaded themselves in their fortress of wood, and we realized that unless we destroyed their gate, victory could never be ours. It also became clear that in the heat of the battle it would be impossible to destroy the gate, so we had to sabotage it.

On march 18. 2001 we brought a battering ram to the battlefield. It was during one of the short breaks, which seventh graders didn't have, so we had 15 minutes to cause as much devestation as possible to their fortress. Thus, during lunch break, they had to face us on the open field. We had wounded some of Ole's men the day before, but they still outnumbered us 10 to 1. My men, however, were trained in the art of battle, and 15 to 1 is not bad odds for a real warrior. The battle lasted for breaks, until on march 22. 2001, we finally emerged victorious. Ole Fredrik's rule was over, and he was sent to another school for stabbing someone in the eye with a stick.

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Well, I lead an army of brave boys to war against the seventh graders. The seventh graders were lead by the infamous Ole Fredrik, who not only took people's shoes and tossed them in the pond, but this one time he also almost broke this guy's arm. Rumors are also circulating that he paid his younger sister to strip, but they have never been confirmed.

We could stand his rule of tyranny no longer, and armed ourselves with what weapons we could find. Some brought stones, some brought sticks, and some only brought their bare hands. There were 8 of us, and 8, 9 maybe 20 seventh graders. On march 17. 2001, 8 brave boys stormed the gates of a far superior enemy, marking the beginning of the schoolyard freedom wars. For 45 minutes my boys fought bravely, but the enemy was too strong. They barricaded themselves in their fortress of wood, and we realized that unless we destroyed their gate, victory could never be ours. It also became clear that in the heat of the battle it would be impossible to destroy the gate, so we had to sabotage it.

On march 18. 2001 we brought a battering ram to the battlefield. It was during one of the short breaks, which seventh graders didn't have, so we had 15 minutes to cause as much devestation as possible to their fortress. Thus, during lunch break, they had to face us on the open field. We had wounded some of Ole's men the day before, but they still outnumbered us 10 to 1. My men, however, were trained in the art of battle, and 15 to 1 is not bad odds for a real warrior. The battle lasted for brakes, until on march 22. 2001, we finally emerged victorious. Ole Fredrik's rule was over, and he was sent to another school for stabbing someone in the eye with a stick.

I had the Lord of the Rings battle music playing in my head while reading that.

I've blocked the door with a broom and then some fat guy tried to kick in the door. Broom broke :[


I'm so badass.