Quote from The laughing manI kissed a girl and I liked it.
Quote from UstartinThe taste of her cherry chapstick?
Quote from ScatManOne time my fatass teacher was in the bathroom, and all my friends gave me 'the look' which is when they expect another crazy thing from me. So I jumped up, and grabbed the teachers nametag which she never uses, put it on and started writing stuff on the board. I was mimicking here and shit, I was all like "Now class, who can tell me what I do best?" And Jdante raised his hand and said "Eating crap, Mrs. Dumbass." I said "Very good, Jdante. Can anyone tell me what my face looks like?" Danny raised his hand and said "Horse nuts!" I was going to continue, but my teacher came back in and saw us.
I got suspended.
It was worth it.
Quote from ZedOh, and during assembly we played pass the vegetable. The objective is to get as many vegetables as possible as far away as possible. The bigger the vegetable, the more points. Fruit was also allowed in exceptional circumstances. You aren't allowed to throw either. You have to pass it to the next guy until it gets to the other end of the hall. If any of your vegetables are confiscated you're disqualified.
My record was twelve carrots averaging twenty two metres. One guy managed a pineapple. A cucumber was rolled down the side once but it didn't count because it went passed people without them actually passing it on.