Crank 2: THE BEST MOVIE EVER
Started by: MiniMan | Replies: 49 | Views: 1,948
Apr 27, 2009 2:21 PM #407341
AND hes in Antarctica!
Apr 28, 2009 6:27 PM #408005
And it was outer space all along!
Apr 28, 2009 11:54 PM #408327
In Crank 3, Jason Statham's heart becomes weak and unstable, and he has to spend one day having the most stress free, pleasant day possible, avoiding sex, drugs, violence, and helicopters at all costs.
Apr 29, 2009 12:06 AM #408328
but that would be a bore
Apr 29, 2009 12:19 AM #408334
Jason Statham has the stomach flu. And here's the twist: He's vacationing in Mexico.
Apr 29, 2009 2:46 AM #408389
every hour he has to stop and take a shit/throw up
Apr 29, 2009 3:25 AM #408412
I can just imagine a scene of Statham running at full speed down a mexican beach while shit flies from his ass.
Oh god the images. Hilarious, yet haunting.
Oh god the images. Hilarious, yet haunting.
May 3, 2009 7:59 PM #411331
well... crack was good and original. I also liked that jason wasn't acting like the best professional always serious and shit like in transporter and death race
And I dont think that crack 2 will be DIE BESTEN FILME ALLER ZEITEN!!!! OMFG EPIC
But I guess it will be good like 7/10 or something (but that's just me)
And I dont think that crack 2 will be DIE BESTEN FILME ALLER ZEITEN!!!! OMFG EPIC
But I guess it will be good like 7/10 or something (but that's just me)
May 4, 2009 5:50 AM #411663
I was watching it. Stopped at 23 minutes, cause the subtitles were off and I can't find the freaking right ones.. So everything was fcked up, because you can't hear what there saying. hate is so far. But yea..
Its a freaking bizzarre style there going for, not really a fan >_> still gonna continue after finding subs.
Its a freaking bizzarre style there going for, not really a fan >_> still gonna continue after finding subs.
May 4, 2009 2:07 PM #411818
did you watch the first one... ?
May 4, 2009 7:39 PM #412008
Nope havn't. Although I don't think that should make it unable to watch.
I just need correct subtitles. Cause I can't understand a word there saying, plus unsynchronized/badly translated makes it even more horrible.
Gonna search whenever im gonna watch it again :P
I just need correct subtitles. Cause I can't understand a word there saying, plus unsynchronized/badly translated makes it even more horrible.
Gonna search whenever im gonna watch it again :P
May 5, 2009 12:28 AM #412170
**** you. why are you watching sequals to movies you haven't seen? of course you're not going to like it you ****ing cock sucker.
if you don't watch the first one you'll likely hate this one cause its unbelievable.
and since you can't ****ing watch the 2nd one since all that shit with the subs isn't working, WATCH THE FIRST ONE. cocksucker.
if you don't watch the first one you'll likely hate this one cause its unbelievable.
and since you can't ****ing watch the 2nd one since all that shit with the subs isn't working, WATCH THE FIRST ONE. cocksucker.
May 8, 2009 8:46 PM #414727
lol.... >___> Isn't it a completely different story. Besides I heard the theme was similar.. I watched many others without watching the previous ones.. like transporter 3..and..fcking..yea...[only one]
I can't be bothered to watch the first.. But you're right lol... part 2.. ****ING COCK SUCKARE.
I can't be bothered to watch the first.. But you're right lol... part 2.. ****ING COCK SUCKARE.
May 8, 2009 10:41 PM #414807
Quote from Ssjbryando
I can't be bothered to watch the first
then don't watch the fucking second one, faggot. if its such a burden to watch a fucking movie, then DON'T
May 8, 2009 10:48 PM #414815
Haha, pretending like you have to watch the first one to get the seconds plotline. THEY ARE THE SAME MOVIE.