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Apr 27, 2009 4:07 AM #407193
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Aww shit: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090427/ap_on_bi_ge/med_swine_flu_reality_check

The Spanish Flu (was also known as the Swine Flu at the time) of 1918 - 1919 started the same way the Swine Flu started in Mexico. Hit during Spring time and a new wave started around Fall, taking out 20 - 50 million people worldwide.

shiiiiiit


THOSE WHO DON'T LEARN FROM HISTORY ARE DOOMED TO REPEAT IT
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Apr 27, 2009 5:13 AM #407215
My symptoms are very close to what they say this is....shit....:(
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Apr 27, 2009 5:17 AM #407217
oh god oh god oh god, a barely deadly (EASILY medically treatable) disease has killed a grand total of 80 MOTHER****ING PEOPLE, aka far less than the annual death toll of the regular flu. Oh and it already has a vaccine.

We are SO ****ed
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Apr 27, 2009 5:40 AM #407229
hi guse im dinomut hurrdurr
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Apr 27, 2009 7:45 AM #407243
Hi guys I'm in Oz we have no pig flu only deadly animals.
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Apr 27, 2009 7:47 AM #407246
i bet it was ENGINEERRED by the NEW WORLD ORDER



also, is it just me who thought the word 'swine' needed a reboot?

glad its made a comeback
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Apr 27, 2009 7:47 AM #407248
Unhand thee swine you swain.
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Apr 27, 2009 7:50 AM #407249
Vegans are laughing their asses off

Atleast I'll die eating something that tastes good.
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Apr 27, 2009 8:01 AM #407252
Vegens will die when the virus mutates into a human contagious strain.
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Apr 27, 2009 8:05 AM #407253
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Vegens will die when the virus mutates into a human contagious strain.


or they **** a pig
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Apr 27, 2009 8:07 AM #407254
They'll have baby swine, and when they drink from their mother's breasts, they'll give them breast cancer

Wait no, they'd probably do some stupid vegan shit that isn't breast feeding
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Apr 27, 2009 1:07 PM #407325
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swine_influenza

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGLtVelSNgI&feature=fvst

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_type=&search_query=swine+flu&aq=f

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These are the places that are currently infected.

Did you remember the avian flu? Well this is like 3 times worse and the symptoms are almost invisible until it's too late.

It started in Mexico and it's currently moving to the EUA. Brazil is somewhat safe, they don't import much meat.

Portugal, my country, and Spain are still clean, but the Europe's epidemic is growing worse every day.

This seems pretty darn serious, what are you thoughts on the matter?

1000 cases found, 80 deaths related. This is like 8 deaths per 100 persons.

Keep track of your city/town or region:
http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&t=p&msa=0&msid=106484775090296685271.0004681a37b713f6b5950&ll=32.639375,-110.390625&spn=15.738151,25.488281&z=5

Updated every minute.

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Apr 27, 2009 2:21 PM #407342
protip: don't eat pork for a while
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Apr 27, 2009 2:29 PM #407347
It's the god damn zombie outbreak.
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Apr 27, 2009 2:29 PM #407348
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It's the god damn zombie outbreak.

Ugh ...




It can also be carried by air.
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