The Official Swine Flu Thread

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Apr 29, 2009 7:17 PM #408713
Don't shoot the messenger. Just saying what I read.

She said that it's because Mexico is in over its head in trouble already. They've had an earthquake on Monday plus there's the world reccession. It's to make the Dollar vallue increase or something. I don't know how would that happen.
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Apr 29, 2009 8:42 PM #408764
This just in,

Pandemic Level raised to 5.
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Apr 29, 2009 8:44 PM #408765
Quote from MiniMan
Well, first death in the US.

A mexican 23 month baby.

EVERYONE FLIP THE **** OUT IT HAS GONE MURDEROUS ON CHILDREN. OH **** WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE.

The funny part is, that baby only came to the USA 2 weeks ago from Mexico. I wouldn't count that as a US death, but whatever suits WHO.
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Apr 29, 2009 9:06 PM #408777
Quote from STUFF
The funny part is, that baby only came to the USA 2 weeks ago from Mexico. I wouldn't count that as a US death, but whatever suits WHO.
If it adds to the panic and makes the story juicier, they'll report it.
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Apr 29, 2009 10:00 PM #408801
supposedly found the "patient zero" some little mexican kid who lives on a pig farm

http://www.cnn.com/video/?iref=videoglobal
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Apr 29, 2009 10:12 PM #408805
Got 4-5 infected in england, 12 year old is one of em, ul that they will die young eheheeh

Well they are trapping them inside their houses and posting the food in the door hah :P
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Apr 29, 2009 11:38 PM #408845
The symptoms of swine flu in people are similar to the symptoms of seasonal flu in humans and may include:

Fever (greater than 100°F or 37.8°C)-nope thank god
Sore throat-check
Cough-check
Stuffy nose-check kinda, it's runny not stuffy
Chills-check
Headache and body aches-check
Fatigue-check

HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT I HAVE?!?!?!?
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Apr 29, 2009 11:41 PM #408849
Quote from Cosmonaut
The symptoms of swine flu in people are similar to the symptoms of seasonal flu in humans and may include:

Fever (greater than 100°F or 37.8°C)-nope thank god
Sore throat-check
Cough-check
Stuffy nose-check
Chills-check
Headache and body aches-check
Fatigue-check

HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT I HAVE?!?!?!?


the seasonal flu?
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Apr 29, 2009 11:42 PM #408851
nope a drug problem

GET IT GET IT??!? AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Apr 29, 2009 11:56 PM #408860
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, kookookachu kookookachu kookookachu
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Apr 30, 2009 12:28 AM #408869
Quote from Cosmonaut
nope a drug problem

GET IT GET IT??!? AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


I love you.

****in' awesome sig btw.
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Apr 30, 2009 12:41 AM #408874
http://www.onemorelevel.com/game/pandemic_2

lol
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Apr 30, 2009 1:03 AM #408882
http://doihaveswineflu.org/

Here, this should help.
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Apr 30, 2009 2:06 AM #408911
Quote from JEWISHPERSON
I love you.

****in' awesome sig btw.

i love you too man

right? and back at you son, both of them
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Apr 30, 2009 10:47 AM #409012
Lol, our country is the country with one of the biggest flight-company-thingies in Europe and is kinda a big business centre for traveling business men.


We're ****ing clean.

And our news haven't said anything about it, except for it going to level 5 pandemic. Which we don't give a shit about.

Oh do I love you guys freaking out so bad.