The Official Swine Flu Thread

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Apr 30, 2009 10:53 AM #409013
hey luk at me my country is much cooler than you guyses cause we havent had a single swine flu victim, hurrdurr ghdkjb

we also dun give a shit cause were such a badass country lo

Just be quiet, Ghydon. If you were so proud of your country, you wouldn't be giving it such a bad name ...
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Apr 30, 2009 12:25 PM #409025
Quote from Dinomut
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, kookookachu kookookachu kookookachu


Expert texpert choking smokers,

Don't you think the joker laughs at you?

See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide.

I'm crying....
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May 1, 2009 1:49 AM #409418
Lol i love to see people freak out...
This is a fricken joke peeps. Only the weak and the old or young die, so freak out all you want, UR NOT GONNA DIE
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May 1, 2009 1:52 AM #409419
Quote from umberpoop
Lol i love to see people freak out...
This is a fricken joke peeps. Only the weak and the old or young die, so freak out all you want, UR NOT GONNA DIE


Thank you for the very informative post sir.
Care to share a few more crazy facts?
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May 1, 2009 1:53 AM #409420
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axtl8GAKmWU

You're welcome
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May 1, 2009 2:25 AM #409433
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrCAzo-Qeek

Swine flu son.
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May 1, 2009 4:06 AM #409460
A few schools in my area have closed, there were like six cases found in the city so far, if I have my facts in order

apparently some doctor that had it near my mom's work sneezed on a few patients and gave them disease
what a doctor
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May 1, 2009 4:09 AM #409461
Guys, I was just talking to God on MSN a few weeks ago when he said "brb starting the next plague"... he has been afk ever since.
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May 1, 2009 4:15 AM #409466
I kinda hope my school closes. I don't wanna go tomorrow not because of the flu, but because I simply don't wanna.
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May 1, 2009 4:21 AM #409467
Quote from MiniMan
I simply don't wanna.

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May 1, 2009 4:23 AM #409469
After a month of this "Block Scheduling" gayness tomorrow will be a normal day, Friday. No one will be there and the teachers know this. Plus I haven't been absent all semester so I'm good.
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May 1, 2009 4:26 AM #409470
Our senior skip day is the 11th
my creative writing teacher (who I had last year as well) likes to throw a little fit about how people don't show up for his class enough, and how it's just a waste of the school's time and nobody likes it anyway

needless to say, there will be nobody in his class
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May 1, 2009 4:29 AM #409472
lol, guess the teachers here are more laid back. On ditch days they just play movies for those who actually showed up.
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May 1, 2009 4:35 AM #409476
Obviously a lot of them just take it for granted and will work it into their schedule, but he can be a bit of a bitch

in any case, nobody at my school has caught it yet, here's hoping I'm not the first. I'm sort of at a high risk, working at a library. Those books are disgusting, I'll be avoiding the childrens section even more, it looks like
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May 1, 2009 4:35 AM #409477
Wear gloves and constantly put hand sanitizer on them and rub them in.

That should get you a few looks.