The Official Swine Flu Thread

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May 1, 2009 11:01 PM #409916
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Mang, it hit new york, cali, kansas, texas, and ohio today. We're all ****ed.



Discuss.

shit. It hit somewhere in Nevada too.... I think. just a rumor... AWW SHIT IM GOING TO DIE!
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May 1, 2009 11:04 PM #409922
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im not your fwend, guy!

I'm not your guy, buddy!
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May 2, 2009 12:45 AM #409971
I'm not reading 22 pages.
Simply put, it's a flu, it's THE flu, the biggest problem? It's person to person transmission is very active at the moment and we have little immunity to it.
SO, where's the problem?
Oldies, youngies and medically challengedies. Yes, if these people get it, there's a huge chance there will be sever and possibly terminal complications, but for us usual teens / tweens will be fine, you'll feel ill, get headaches, pass out once or twice, then be fine again.

****ing sick of hearing of it now.
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May 2, 2009 12:52 AM #409973
It's not deadly unless you wait to long to see a doctor. The media is just trying to get a scare out of us. IF YOU FEEL LIKE YOUR GETTING SICK, GO SEE THE DOCTOR AND YOU'LL BE FINE.
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May 2, 2009 1:00 AM #409975
its pretty bad atm in mexico because thats where the swine flu ariginated from.
i hope theres a cure, for all the people who r sick make sure you get treated
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May 2, 2009 1:15 AM #409979
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ariginated
I almost cried when I read this.

Actually, I think I am crying.
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May 2, 2009 1:34 AM #409983
Quote from machinimas red hawk
its pretty bad atm in mexico because thats where the swine flu ariginated from.
i hope theres a cure, for all the people who r sick make sure you get treated


Wow, just wow.
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May 2, 2009 1:54 AM #409984
i have swine flu i gave it to all my friends

they turned into pigs



It's just a flu. As of this morning, while I was on a school trip at Quebec, I saw on the news that only 34 people in Canada have it. And it's not even very severe at all. So it's not going to be that bad.
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May 2, 2009 3:12 AM #410024
So if you ever get the swine flu,
don't ever ask me what to do
cuz' if you got this disease,
it would probably bring me 2 my knees.

A lot of people have it, but they don't know,
why can't they go back to Mexico?
If they're trying to kill us, they're on a roll,
I hope they get stopped by border patrol.

Practicing up for the rap battle.






I fail.
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May 2, 2009 3:56 AM #410043
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May 2, 2009 5:40 AM #410065
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That just took me to a Myspace 404 page.


That's weird... it's an article about corpses being somewhat "re-animated" after dieing from swine flu. Not sure if it is true.
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May 2, 2009 6:00 AM #410071
no one has been re-animated after dying of swine flu, i assure you that
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May 2, 2009 6:05 AM #410072
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no one has been re-animated after dying of swine flu, i assure you that


http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm

that link should work.
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May 2, 2009 11:50 AM #410201
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Quote from Dumbass fake news link
The Netherlands confirms its first case of zombie swine flu, in a three-year-old boy recently returned from Mexico. After passing away early this morning, he rose from the dead and lunged at his mother



I lol'd. This didn't happen, or I'd know.
This is fake.
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May 2, 2009 11:52 AM #410202
Gyohdon, you really shouldn't have to reassure yourself.