How to survive a zombie apocalypse

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May 7, 2009 9:44 PM #414037
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If you had 4 guys in a straight line with riot shields on there knees, and 4 guys behind them with sub machine guns and or shotguns on top of a roof top. It would work.

And whenever the gunners had to reload a second set of gunners would come up to keep the fire going while the first line reloaded. (Granted you'd need like 12 people, 4 riot shields, and 8 guns for this to work.)


What is your end game here? You would eventually run out of ammo, zombies never run out of bodies. Especially if we are talking about a zombie apocalypse here. You would be trapped in the attic until they starved you out.
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May 7, 2009 9:45 PM #414038
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what if it jams and the next lot of people run out of ammo? your plan is flawed


That's why God* gave you legs. You run to the next barricade behind you where another dozen of your mates are waiting with more guns and ammo. Then, while you wait for that second dozen to jam/run out of ammo, you're setting up the next barricade fifty yards back. Repeat.

*read: "evolution"

Edit: just read "roof". Ignore this while I adapt it.

Edit2: Ok, my plan is not flawed, yours is. I'm always right. All we have to do is change the position of the lines to somewhere that is indefinitely long, only four men wide, and had ammo boxes every fifty metres. Problem solved.
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May 7, 2009 9:45 PM #414039
That is why we have riot shields... And those guys with riot shields have bats. Also hitting a zombie in the face with a sub machine gun is bound to cause at least a bit of head trauma.

EDIT:I like Zeds idea.
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May 7, 2009 9:46 PM #414041
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That's why God* gave you legs. You run to the next barricade behind you where another dozen of your mates are waiting with more guns and ammo. Then, while you wait for that second dozen to jam/run out of ammo, you're setting up the next barricade fifty yards back. Repeat.

*read: "evolution"


Its illogical to think that you would have access to that much ammo, we are talking thousands of rounds here.

I like the riot shields Idea, but you should just have melee weapons hit the zombies, then riot shields protect, hit the zombies riot shields protect, etc. And not in an attic, there is rarely an escape from that.
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May 7, 2009 9:46 PM #414042
what if they are like 28 days later zombies and theres millions of them all clambering over the shields? all theyd need to do is puke blood on their face through the hat
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May 7, 2009 9:46 PM #414043
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what if they are like 28 days later zombies and theres millions of them all clambering over the shields? all theyd need to do is puke blood on their face through the hat


Immunity get.
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May 9, 2009 2:01 AM #414902
Hide and hide some more. When they find you run and run some more and hide and hide again. Oh, and don't forget the double barrel SHOTGUN!!! OH YEAH!!! BLAST SOME ZOMBIIEEEE BRAINS BABY!!! WOOOOOHHH!!!!
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May 9, 2009 2:22 AM #414914
I'd wrap myself in 20 layers of the thickest bubble wrap I could find.
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May 9, 2009 3:09 AM #414956
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I'd wrap myself in 20 layers of the thickest bubble wrap I could find.


Brilliant .
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May 9, 2009 3:17 AM #414965
You have much to teach us....
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May 9, 2009 4:22 AM #414998
Firesword, your a faggot.

Also, all of you are planning for the best. "Hopefully, they won't be able to climb trees." "Hopefully we'll have 60 people and they'll all listen to a 15 year old kid's idea!"
How many people do you guys think would take you seriously? Other humans would try to kill you for your supplies/weapons. They want to survive too and they'll do anything, even kill a kid.
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May 9, 2009 4:57 AM #415018
Flood, you are a massive faggot. get out.
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May 9, 2009 5:05 AM #415020
Said the massive faggot.
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May 9, 2009 5:08 AM #415022
How am I faggot for pointing out all of you ****ers would die if a zombie apocalypse happened to occur. Thats kind of the point of the "apocalypse". Faggot.
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May 9, 2009 7:35 AM #415069
Has nobody read my idea?