I'd pull out my dick and bitch slap em all wit it! :D Jk.
I would go to the local shooting range, stab the clerk, and grab all the snipers, machine guns, and pistols. The only way to get some tho, is to do that BEFORE the zombie apocalypse so all teh guns arent gone already, brb.
Woot, i did it, i have a total of 56 guns now :)
sunder Grubs why you have zyles avvy?

I would just run, and keep on running. Into the distance. And never stop running. Ever. For anything. Just keep on running.

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I would stock up on chlorine tablets for water, a decent firearm, bigassedness knife, solar powered LED hat (They make them) and I would use the scrap wood in my dads workshop to make that into a stronghold.

Chlorine is poisonous.

5 pages and still noone mentions me?


Wow, my lack of activity on SPP recently has really gone agaisnt me.

I think I'd lock my room and seal my windows with titanium and have a year time of supply food and a room full of babes.

I would run like hell while screaming "HOLY SHITACKY MUSHROOMS!!!"

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5 pages and still noone mentions me?


Wow, my lack of activity on SPP recently has really gone agaisnt me.

If it makes you feel better I was thinking about you.

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I think I'd lock my room and seal my windows with titanium and have a year time of supply food and a room full of babes.

Here's a question: if a really hot girl got turned into a zombie, and you somehow (I won't go into details of how, but I'm sure it would make a great scene in a zombie movie) managed to get a muzzle on her so she couldn't bite, would you have sex with her?

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Here's a question: if a really hot girl got turned into a zombie, and you somehow (I won't go into details of how, but I'm sure it would make a great scene in a zombie movie) managed to get a muzzle on her so she couldn't bite, would you have sex with her?

Zombiefication is an offical STD.

Always wear a condom kids!

i would get my grandpa's sniper-rifle and his shotgun and PWN SUM ZOMBEEEEEHZZAAARGGGH YABBA MY ICING!!!11!!1

awr.... get one of those awesome hummers with the armour etc. anda minigun that pops out the top :3

awr.... a riot control vehicle :1

also, what type of zombie's are we talkin' about? like the ones off a' "i am legend" or slow ones that go "aaaaawr uuuurgh bleeeeaaaaaruuurrrghghg"

awr.... go to the nearest face art person and tell them to paint my face to look like i been zombified

hey guys have you heard that the swine flu can revive the dead and cause extreme aggressiveness in the process?


IS THIS THE START OF THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE?

military reject store.

and snipers are too powerful, like in 'The Flood' sniper rounds travel too fast, and would go clear through the zombies, not doing anything.

I live in the suburbs, so I'd just take a crowbar or something and head down to the nearest hardware store, get a chainsaw, then go looting for long-life food

while I'm at it a ****ton of ****ing huuuuuge hard drives, I plan on downloading the internet

after long-life food is obtained, proceed to return to house and barricade doors etc

download internet

sit at computer and fap while zombie apocalypse blows over

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i would get my grandpa's sniper-rifle and his shotgun and PWN SUM ZOMBEEEEEHZZAAARGGGH YABBA MY ICING!!!11!!1 lets hope thats REAL icing you're talking about.

awr.... get one of those awesome hummers with the armour etc. anda minigun that pops out the top :3 Good luck with that

awr.... a riot control vehicle :1

also, what type of zombie's are we talkin' about? like the ones off a' "i am legend" or slow ones that go "aaaaawr uuuurgh bleeeeaaaaaruuurrrghghg"As creator of this thread, watch '28 days later' or play L4D. That's the REAL shit.

awr.... go to the nearest face art person and tell them to paint my face to look like i been zombified and get shot by any other humans? uh-huh.

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