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Tip: In a suit of armor, the helmet alone weighs 40 pounds. Nights had to be trained for years to be able to wear the suits.

Really? Because the replica my friend had weighs 100 kg all up.

That's 220 pounds.

in fallout 3 the armur dusn't wegiht that much

dats cus ur ghay lolololo

I'd start chargin mah lasar...

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Ahh, if that happened, it would be kinda awesome. Even more so that we've made a zombie preparation thread.

I would grab 2 ****ing HUGE knives and slash their heads of till they killed me.... oh yeah....

Lets get interesting...... what if they were VAMPIRES?? THE ONES THAT ARE SMART??? like in blade...

but there not vampires... so u fail

DON'T heat me up man.....

anyway it was just an idea. other people have those u know...

Look, people, if we're going to do this thread, we need to set some "rules" for the zombies. We can't have some people posting strategies on the assumption that the zombies run when everyone else is talking about slow zombies.

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Here are the "rules" the zombies follow:
*If you are bitten, you WILL turn into a zombie (unless the bitten body part is removed within a minute) within 24 hours, sometimes less depending on how powerful your immune system is.

* The zombies can only be killed by taking out the brain, even decapitation won't work, the body would fall but the head would still be chomping away. The zombie must suffer some form of brain trauma.

* Zombies are slow (About a foot ever second, and extremely unintelligent.

* Reanimation can occur anywhere from minutes to hours after death by zombie bite, depending on the strength of one's immune system. Someone with AIDS will change in only a minute or so.

* Zombies will attack and try to feed on humans and other animals, such as horses. Animals do not appear to reanimate as zombies, judging by crows often depicted with the masses, that do not attack fresh flesh. However, they will always, without exception, attack a detected human first, even if the human is in a bank vault and the animal is tied to a pole right in front of the zombie.

* Zombies are slow, and lack the coordination to jump or climb. However, if enough zombies gather, the mass of zombies pulling each other down will form a makeshift "zombie-ramp" over which other zombies can climb.

* Zombies don't really need their organs other than their brains. They can survive severe damage and decomposition. This means that explosives are very ineffective weapons, as the goal of killin a person with explosives is the hope that vital organs, like the heart, lungs, and arms and legs, will be damaged, but since zombies don't need these body parts, they will still remain alive, even mobile if they have a relatively intact arm or leg.

* Though zombies consume the flesh of their victims, they can function without eating for prolonged periods of time.

* Zombies can survive being frozen solid.

* Zombies are attracted by sound. Gunshots or moaning will draw them.

*Zombie decomposition takes about 5-15 years, depending on heat and humidity.

haha i see how that works with your name

But seriously whats with people and names that start off with an adjective followed by a noun and then 3-4 numbers......its actualy really annoying because almost every nub does it.

for example lol: assasinsblade9204
ultimatepivoter3938
(firesword12) see where it all fits in lol..., its annoying

although i guess fire isnt really an adjective more like a noun.

But anyway you know im just messing with you :D

Anyhow; my strategy would be to plant tiny bombs inside the brain of every newborn child (this is pre zombie apocalyptic stratgy) which will create a small explosion in the head of the patient if a certain characterist in their biological behaviour changes, or once all of their organs fail rendering the patient dead. This small explosion wouldnt explode the skull but would do enough damage to destroy the brain, which would make reanimation impossible. But, sadly alot of people with sick messed up minds would probly find a way to turn these tiny devices against us in an act or terrorism or just plain demented fun.

I'd hold out at mah local bunings store, lots of power tools, materials and power sources for barracades, and lots of plants & seeds for food, & a raintanks for water.

Smart idea y/n?

Ok, with these rules applied, here is the best option. Go to the highest structure in your area, with a lightweight stabbing device (to stab in the head) and a gun if you have one. Break the stairs etc if breakable/ barr lots of doors along the way.

Don't forget supplies!

(and ash.. get your fat ass down to the debate section!)

this was in my post above but everyone posted before i edited it in so here

Anyhow; my strategy would be to plant tiny bombs inside the brain of every newborn child (this is pre zombie apocalyptic stratgy) which will create a small explosion in the head of the patient if a certain characterist in their biological behaviour changes, or once all of their organs fail rendering the patient dead. This small explosion wouldnt explode the skull but would do enough damage to destroy the brain, which would make reanimation impossible. But, sadly alot of people with sick messed up minds would probly find a way to turn these tiny devices against us in an act or terrorism or just plain demented fun.

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this was in my post above but everyone posted before i edited it in so here

Anyhow; my strategy would be to plant tiny bombs inside the brain of every newborn child (this is pre zombie apocalyptic stratgy) which will create a small explosion in the head of the patient if a certain characterist in their biological behaviour changes, or once all of their organs fail rendering the patient dead. This small explosion wouldnt explode the skull but would do enough damage to destroy the brain, which would make reanimation impossible. But, sadly alot of people with sick messed up minds would probly find a way to turn these tiny devices against us in an act or terrorism or just plain demented fun.

While your solution is interesting, noone would ever agree to it.