Chell Is ****ing Gman!

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Mar 25, 2008 11:48 PM #101664
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Portal 2's been confirmed for a while now.
Any release date? I'd google it but my internet is so slow I'm lucky I can load up the reply page.
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Mar 25, 2008 11:54 PM #101670
They announced there were going to be other Portals in the commentary you lazy niggers.
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Mar 26, 2008 12:06 AM #101691
GOD DAMN THEM FOR MAKING US WAIT.

Maybe it'll be released with the new Half-Life.
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Mar 26, 2008 12:15 AM #101705
Hopefully, Because THe HL Series Kicks Ass Aswell
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Mar 26, 2008 2:44 AM #101852
\you are so ****ing gullible, Mini****.
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Mar 26, 2008 2:49 AM #101857
Um, left4dead is going to be released in the new box, amoungst hl2:ep3 and others I think.
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Mar 26, 2008 3:35 AM #101910
Which is when ?
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Mar 26, 2008 4:36 AM #101963
I has no idea.
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Mar 26, 2008 4:39 AM #101967
Oh well, at least we're gonna have "Meet The Scout" soon. The audio was leaked when it was played somewhere, I think it was GDC.
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Mar 26, 2008 4:56 AM #101983
I really wanna see that "Meet the Scout".
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Mar 26, 2008 4:58 AM #101985
I sent an email in a few days ago, and they basically in a nutshell said

"Left 4 Dead is the cause of an outbreak from the Borealis exploding in Episode 3 while it's wrecked in a glacier, causing the glacier to break and eventually melt away and flood parts of the earth. An old experiment in Apeture that involved human modification has gone fubar from the flooding and the experiments escape, causing human deformation and become 'like zombies'. Once you beat every campaign mission of Left 4 Dead on the hardest difficulty without ever dying, you unlock a new chapter for Episode 3 where you journey back to Black Mesa and in the end try to shutdown the final portal to the Combine homeworld (which Chell opened up with her portal gun). The closure of the portal requires Gordon to walk through a decontamination room where he must take off his Mark V Environment Suit, which basically means he will succumb to radiation in order to shut the portal. As the portal explodes, we find out G-man is actually Gordon Freeman but not like you think. He is Gordon's counterpart in the Combine world trying to help Gordon shut the portal so Earth can be spared even though it causes his death. The explosion that ensues turns everything a solid color and everything is wiped out and turned into barren deserts.

Then people dressed in red or blue duke it out in these deserts over control points.

Oh, and Lamarr survived the explosion of the rocket and eats Alyx. It never was debeaked, Kleiner is just a lying ass."

So there you have it. The tie-in that ties-in all Valve games.
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Mar 26, 2008 5:19 AM #102000
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I sent an email in a few days ago, and they basically in a nutshell said

"Left 4 Dead is the cause of an outbreak from the Borealis exploding in Episode 3 while it's wrecked in a glacier, causing the glacier to break and eventually melt away and flood parts of the earth. An old experiment in Apeture that involved human modification has gone fubar from the flooding and the experiments escape, causing human deformation and become 'like zombies'. Once you beat every campaign mission of Left 4 Dead on the hardest difficulty without ever dying, you unlock a new chapter for Episode 3 where you journey back to Black Mesa and in the end try to shutdown the final portal to the Combine homeworld (which Chell opened up with her portal gun). The closure of the portal requires Gordon to walk through a decontamination room where he must take off his Mark V Environment Suit, which basically means he will succumb to radiation in order to shut the portal. As the portal explodes, we find out G-man is actually Gordon Freeman but not like you think. He is Gordon's counterpart in the Combine world trying to help Gordon shut the portal so Earth can be spared even though it causes his death. The explosion that ensues turns everything a solid color and everything is wiped out and turned into barren deserts.

Then people dressed in red or blue duke it out in these deserts over control points.

Oh, and Lamarr survived the explosion of the rocket and eats Alyx. It never was debeaked, Kleiner is just a lying ass."

So there you have it. The tie-in that ties-in all Valve games.


Haha, that's pretty cool. I'm not sure if you're telling the truth or not, so to not look like an idiot, I'll refrain from saying anything besides that.
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Mar 26, 2008 5:29 AM #102004
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wow you guys play that game way to seriously

honestly, who really cares?

OH MY GOD THERE MIGHT HAVE BEEN A TWIST IN A GAME THAT HAS MANY TWISTS I WASNT EXPECTING THAT


lol there is always some sh!t bag who can't let ppl interested in something be interested, seriously i think u r way too judgemental. . .


Chell= Gman??? crazy plot 'intertwineship'
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Mar 26, 2008 5:36 AM #102009
From ComputersandVideoGames.com :

With a game as stupidly popular and successful as Counter-Strike, the question is never 'Will there be a sequel?' But, 'When?'.

Valve Software, the developer housed in a red building entirely comprised of $50 bills (may be a lie), knows this too: "We will never abandon Counter-Strike," marketing man Doug Lombardi told Shack News, explaining why the online shooter hasn't received a major update since the release of Counter-Strike Source.

"It's a little bit unfair to compare Counter-Strike, I think, to your classic game that's gonna have these sequels. It looks a little bit more like an MMO where it's constantly [being updated]."

But Lombardi did reveal that the developer is at least thinking about how they'd approach a sequel:

"With Counter-Strike 2," he said, "there's a big question between, do we go start over from scratch and build this whole new game, do we do something that looks more like Team Fortress 2 that is rooted in the old game but has a ton of new stuff, or do we just sort of take everything that's new that we've released and put that out in a new box." We'd go for the middle one.

"I think we're leaning more towards the two more radical places than just sort of rolling up the new box and reskinning the box and putting out all the new stuff."

The Valve team also recently confirmed (by accident) that a second Portal game is in the works (and Lombardi has since officially stated to CVG that "more Portal is coming"), so combined with the Counter-Strike sequel and Half-Life 2: Episode Three, could we be looking at the early stages of what might be an Orange Box Two?

"I just don't think that [Counter-Strike 2] would be a good fit [with a second Orange Box]," piped in Valve overlord Gabe Newell, noting that CS2 would be a stand-alone game to him.

"But if I get 15,000 emails from customers in response to this interview telling me 'Of course it should be in [the next Orange Box],' then of course we'll pay attention to that." We think he'll regret saying that...
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Mar 26, 2008 11:12 AM #102134
He's ****ing with you.
No way is Gman a playable character in the form of a totally non-sexful woman an orange prison suit and built in leg enhancers.

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The tie-in that ties-in all Valve games.

You forgot the ensueing surge of terrorism after the explosion in other parts of the world.
In these places Terrorists are constantly trying to plant bombs and hold hostages.
The hostage rescue points are actualy portals.