how do i make war btween hippies and frats

Where is everyone getting all these fancy signatures?

im new to kingdom of loathing ..

can u tell me how to play this game?

http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Main_Page
That will help you a lot.

Why thank you good sir.

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how do i make war btween hippies and frats

Go adventuring in one camp in a disguise of the opposite camp.

This will be interesting :D.

Who will be first to ascend out of our clan.

Quote from Deathbat.

What do you get from ascending?

nothing. you may choose to go oxygenarion, boozetefarian or something else. and hardcore, bad moon. you get things from when you ascend when on those paths.

You also get to make one skill permanent.

Any skill or just class skills?

Any skill, although class skills are normally the best as you can't get them as anyother class.

yayayayayayayaya

Stupid sandworm. MAn why can't I beat anyone in that cruddy desert. khhhh

Alright, this cunt isnt paying me,

How can i get him back? i cant find his email, so changing his password wouldnt work.

Any ideas?

I have his account password, and this is the site: http://www.d2jsp.org/

halp?