Gut him, put his guts in chilli, and serve it to the rest of the Red team.

respawn as a spy

Gut him, then crawl inside his body and go into intel room

Time to find your awesome hat and cup, and the sentry gun.

Go and charge all of the enemy base as super saiyen and if there are spies kill them and then teabag them to make sure they didn't use dead ringer :)

Use your sunglasses to somehow go McGuiver :P

Travel back in time and don't **** the medic!

Dude, don't post many times in a row, read the rules dammit!