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I bet it was a gimic, and its actually a silicone thing they will bury, and then the real micheal jackson will jump out from behind the gravestone and dance and sing thriller.

I don't think that was as funny as you thought it was.

im happy that hes dead he was a raped you kids

Quote from evony

im happy that hes dead he was a raped you kids

Ahhh, ignorance is bliss.

Finally! some good news.

Quote from sss

Finally! some good news.

**** you how is this good news in any way.

Quote from Jeepa Da Creepa

I bet it was a gimic, and its actually a silicone thing they will bury, and then the real micheal jackson will jump out from behind the gravestone and dance and sing thriller.

My girlfriend said those exact same words.

o.O

Quote from sss

Finally! some good news.

what the ****

Poor Farrah, upstaged on her own death.

Quote from MiniMan

**** you how is this good news in any way.

I never liked him.

Is it still too early for jokes?

Shame he cancelled all of his upcoming dates. James, aged 9 and Thomas aged 11.

The surgeon walks out of the theatre, looks at Michael's sister Janet, pulls down his mask, and breaks into song; "IM SORRY MISS JACKSON, OOHHHH, IM AM FOR REALLLLL"

If you're gonna **** around and make jokes about someone that died, atleast do something that isn't already overdone more than Chuck Norris jokes and isn't shitty in the first place

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If you're gonna **** around and make jokes about someone that died, atleast do something that isn't already overdone more than Chuck Norris jokes and isn't shitty in the first place

..What?

He just died TODAY, how can ANY jokes about him be overdone?

The 2 best I've heard are:

"His heart just couldn't BEAT IT"
"His heart discovered it was actually black and stopped working"

Already when he was in court for that molesting thing, I didn't believe it.

Aw, he was planning a comeback? And now this? Sucks.
Although "Rest in pieces" gets a whole new meaning for this guy.