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Michael Jackson Dead!!

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Jun 26, 2009 6:46 AM #448122
too
much
sympathy
for
a
thread
about
a


guilty
child
molester

more


laughs
needed
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Jun 26, 2009 6:51 AM #448129
Quote from Jeepa Da Creepa
I bet it was a gimic, and its actually a silicone thing they will bury, and then the real micheal jackson will jump out from behind the gravestone and dance and sing thriller.

I don't think that was as funny as you thought it was.
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Jun 26, 2009 7:47 AM #448143
im happy that hes dead he was a raped you kids
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Jun 26, 2009 7:50 AM #448144
Quote from evony
im happy that hes dead he was a raped you kids


Ahhh, ignorance is bliss.
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Jun 26, 2009 7:52 AM #448145
Finally! some good news.
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Jun 26, 2009 7:54 AM #448146
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Finally! some good news.
**** you how is this good news in any way.
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Jun 26, 2009 7:55 AM #448147
Quote from Jeepa Da Creepa
I bet it was a gimic, and its actually a silicone thing they will bury, and then the real micheal jackson will jump out from behind the gravestone and dance and sing thriller.


My girlfriend said those exact same words.

o.O
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Jun 26, 2009 7:58 AM #448149
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Finally! some good news.


what the ****
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Jun 26, 2009 8:08 AM #448154
Poor Farrah, upstaged on her own death.
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Jun 26, 2009 9:16 AM #448187
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**** you how is this good news in any way.


I never liked him.
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Jun 26, 2009 9:30 AM #448188
Is it still too early for jokes?

Shame he cancelled all of his upcoming dates. James, aged 9 and Thomas aged 11.
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Jun 26, 2009 10:16 AM #448194
The surgeon walks out of the theatre, looks at Michael's sister Janet, pulls down his mask, and breaks into song; "IM SORRY MISS JACKSON, OOHHHH, IM AM FOR REALLLLL"
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Jun 26, 2009 10:45 AM #448207
If you're gonna **** around and make jokes about someone that died, atleast do something that isn't already overdone more than Chuck Norris jokes and isn't shitty in the first place
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Jun 26, 2009 11:02 AM #448226
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If you're gonna **** around and make jokes about someone that died, atleast do something that isn't already overdone more than Chuck Norris jokes and isn't shitty in the first place
..What?

He just died TODAY, how can ANY jokes about him be overdone?

The 2 best I've heard are:

"His heart just couldn't BEAT IT"
"His heart discovered it was actually black and stopped working"
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Jun 26, 2009 11:09 AM #448230
Already when he was in court for that molesting thing, I didn't believe it.

Aw, he was planning a comeback? And now this? Sucks.
Although "Rest in pieces" gets a whole new meaning for this guy.