Zomfg Are You Fast/strong?!?!!?!
Started by: Waterboy | Replies: 26 | Views: 1,859
Jul 17, 2009 11:27 AM #461696
Neither, I don't see why people are so bothered about physical qualities.
Jul 17, 2009 1:49 PM #461749
Quote from leedonI ran 40yds in 14 minutes. I started running, then I found a frog, picked it up and took it home to my microwave. Five minutes later, I stopped laughing then used a DIABOLICAL RAY BEAM on my microwave to turn it into an Autobot. I then remembered I was running a 40yd dash, then finished it.
I benched 13,227,735,730,800,000,000,000,000 pounds by doing a push up, or by pushing earth down.
What an unlikely story...
Jul 18, 2009 7:13 PM #462508
Quote from leedonI ran 40yds in 14 minutes. I started running, then I found a frog, picked it up and took it home to my microwave. Five minutes later, I stopped laughing then used a DIABOLICAL RAY BEAM on my microwave to turn it into an Autobot. I then remembered I was running a 40yd dash, then finished it.
I benched 13,227,735,730,800,000,000,000,000 pounds by doing a push up, or by pushing earth down.
What a faggot.
I'm pretty averaged out, a little strong, a little fast.
Jul 19, 2009 11:45 AM #462875
Quote from AutomatonNeither, I don't see why people are so bothered about physical qualities.
fat people can never understand
Jul 19, 2009 7:47 PM #463031
Quote from AutomatonNeither, I don't see why people are so bothered about physical qualities.
An athletic person would probably come to you with the same statement about technological abilities.
Jul 20, 2009 1:01 AM #463171
There are so many people that care for their bodies. They need to watch Fight Club.
Jul 20, 2009 6:55 AM #463262
Quote from leedonThere are so many people that care for their bodies. They need to watch Fight Club.
Fatass .
Jul 20, 2009 7:01 AM #463266
I can run pretty fast, although I'm really lazy.
Jul 23, 2009 1:19 PM #465119
Quote from FloodFatass .
ORLY? ?
Jul 23, 2009 8:11 PM #465327
Strong maybe..
Fast yeah.. I'm the fastest in my class (But maybe the slowest in the whole school O_o)
Fast yeah.. I'm the fastest in my class (But maybe the slowest in the whole school O_o)
Aug 3, 2009 5:41 AM #470329
I ran a mile in 5:44.
I can bench 150. :D:D
I can bench 150. :D:D
Aug 3, 2009 5:55 AM #470335
Quote from VincentWow dude.. that's pretty weak.
I ran the mile in 7 minutes 23 seconds.
Though I only weigh 85lbs so it wasn't that hard on me.
Lol.
Do you think thats fast or something?
THats slow as ****.