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Apr 1, 2008 3:57 AM #107126
Who wins?
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Apr 1, 2008 4:00 AM #107131
The ****ing ninjas, man. The ****ing ninjas! *runs*
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Apr 1, 2008 4:00 AM #107132
It depends. Ninjas have the advantage of speed, fast reflexes, pretty kick-ass weapons, and years and years of training. Pirates, however, have experiance, size, slightly more advanced weapons, such as one-shot pistols, and can take much more of a beating. Whoever get's the first hit would probably win.
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Apr 1, 2008 4:09 AM #107143
Pirates will always win.

always.
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Apr 1, 2008 4:13 AM #107147
Where are the nazis?
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Apr 1, 2008 4:14 AM #107150
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It depends. Ninjas have the advantage of speed, fast reflexes, pretty kick-ass weapons, and years and years of training. Pirates, however, have experiance, size, slightly more advanced weapons, such as one-shot pistols, and can take much more of a beating. Whoever get's the first hit would probably win.


What if was an epic cross counter, and they both hit each other at the same time?
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Apr 1, 2008 4:16 AM #107154
See ninjas have the flash powder and know how to mess with your senses in order to make you think that their somewhere their not, so while the pirates waste their one shot before reloading on something that isn't there the ninja can move in and fight hand to hand with the pirate, once again screwing with the pirates senses can make him think hes fighting 4-5 ninjas in a puff of smoke instead of one. Pirate freaks, gets stressed, screws up, then his throat gets slit. [/pirate]
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Apr 1, 2008 4:16 AM #107155
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What if was an epic cross counter, and they both hit each other at the same time?

Well ninja's would get the first hit with their long weapons. Unless the pirate has his pistol out.
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Apr 1, 2008 4:19 AM #107158
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Well ninja's would get the first hit with their long weapons. Unless the pirate has his pistol out.


Or, they sword clash, on top of a barrel, rolling.
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Apr 1, 2008 4:20 AM #107160
SHAOLIN SPADE [/pirate]
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Apr 1, 2008 4:21 AM #107163
Pirates are just generally badass motherfuckers.
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Apr 1, 2008 4:22 AM #107164
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SHAOLIN SPADE [/pirate]


Booty .
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Apr 1, 2008 4:27 AM #107166
Quote from Rather Cheesy
See ninjas have the flash powder and know how to mess with your senses in order to make you think that their somewhere their not, so while the pirates waste their one shot before reloading on something that isn't there the ninja can move in and fight hand to hand with the pirate, once again screwing with the pirates senses can make him think hes fighting 4-5 ninjas in a puff of smoke instead of one. Pirate freaks, gets stressed, screws up, then his throat gets slit. [/pirate]


Umm, what about the part where the pirate rips the ninja in half because he's a ****ing beast and he doesn't get dazed by anything short of 22g crack cocaine.


Seriously, it all boils down to the situation:
Open space, no weapons: Pirate kicks major ass
Open space, melee weapons aloud: Pirate takes the ninja to the ninja cleaners
Open space, all weapons aloud: Ok, the ninja has a chance, but the pirate still can bust a cap in his ass
Closed space, well lit, no weapons: Pirate
Closed space, well lit, melee weapons: Pirate
Closed space, well lit, all weapons aloud: Ninja has a better chance then the open space, but only because he can stay closer and use his pussy stars
Closed space, many shadows, no weapons: Pirate still has the advantage
Closed space, many shadows, melee weapons: Ninja can slit the pirate's throat, but everyone assumes the pirate can't watch his back. I'd still put my money on the pirate.
Closed space, many shadows, all weapons: Ninja MIGHT have this one. It's a toss up.
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Apr 1, 2008 4:40 AM #107173
Quote from Dudeman.
Umm, what about the part where the pirate rips the ninja in half because he's a ****ing beast and he doesn't get dazed by anything short of 22g crack cocaine. The pirate still has to grab the ninja.


Seriously, it all boils down to the situation:
Open space, no weapons: Pirate kicks major ass Ninja's still have major skills in hand-to-hand fighting. It would be a close fight.
Open space, melee weapons aloud: Pirate takes the ninja to the ninja cleaners Ninja's have much better melee weapons then pirates. I'd say the ninja win's this one.
Open space, all weapons allowed(fixed): Ok, the ninja has a chance, but the pirate still can bust a cap in his ass Again, the pirate has to shoot through the smoke, and hit him with the first shot.
Closed space, well lit, no weapons: Pirate I don't see how the pirate would win. I say this would be a close fight. But I don't know who would win.
Closed space, well lit, melee weapons: Pirate Again, no explaination. Ninja's have better weapons, and are more skilled with them. This round goes to the ninja.
Closed space, well lit, all weapons aloud: Ninja has a better chance then the open space, but only because he can stay closer and use his pussy stars Yes. He could use his pussy stars and get the pirate right away. Ninja wins.
Closed space, many shadows, no weapons: Pirate still has the advantage Ninja's have a much greater advantage in the shadows. Ninja wins.
Closed space, many shadows, melee weapons: Ninja can slit the pirate's throat, but everyone assumes the pirate can't watch his back. I'd still put my money on the pirate. I think ninja's would do more then slit somebodies throat, right? If it was a one on one battle, the ninja wouldn't go for stealth, he'd whip out a sword and stab him in the gut.
Closed space, many shadows, all weapons: Ninja MIGHT have this one. It's a toss up. You mean the ninja would kick major ass. He has all the advantages, and you gave no explaination on how the pirate would have a chance at this round.
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Apr 1, 2008 4:43 AM #107174
ninjas are for 12 year old naruto loving faggots.

and, being a pirate myself, i shall pick pirate.
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