The most argued topic ever
Started by: Dragon⁰⁷⁷ | Replies: 157 | Views: 8,786
Apr 1, 2008 4:43 AM #107175
Pirates. Ninjas are fags. Seez, pirates haves all theses big muscles and they're all heavy and stuff. Ninjas are scrawny compared to them. Total buttfuck.
Apr 1, 2008 4:44 AM #107176
This isn't about liking ninjas, this is who would most likely win.
Apr 1, 2008 4:46 AM #107177
SoulEater, ninjas would be fucked in one shot. They're still human you know.
Apr 1, 2008 4:51 AM #107179
Quote from SoulEaterNinja's have much better melee weapons then pirates. I'd say the ninja win's this one.
That's like saying a 4 year old with an M4A1 carbine has an advantage over a skilled special ops mercenary with no weapons at all.
Apr 1, 2008 4:53 AM #107181
Yes, and so are pirates. Nobody has perfect accuracy. Here is a most likely scenario of a fight between a ninja and a pirate. I'll be fair to both sides.
Let's say they're both already fighting. No surprise attack. Just both standing five feet away, ready to fight. The ninja would immediately throw powder balls on the ground in an attempt to disorient the pirate. However, the pirate is un-affected. He pulls out his gun and waits until he see's the ninja instead of firing randomly and wasting the shot. The ninja waits a few seconds, and then attacks from behind with a sword drawn. The pirate is very experianced, and watches his back. He blocks the attack by drawing his own sword and parrying the hit. Now he has the pistol aimed at the ninja. The ninja quickly uses his dagger and knocks the gun out of the pirate's hands. Now they're in a melee weapon fight. The smoke has cleared up, and there is plenty of space to fight. The ninja jumps back, and dodges a slash from the pirate, and throws a throwing star or a throwing knife, and hits the pirate in the leg. The pirate can easily take the pain and the damage, being so tough. They run towards the ninja and grab him. Taking the ninja by surprise. The pirate would get a few hits, but the ninja too, is tough. He uses his dagger again and slices the pirate's hand. That would make the pirate let go. The ninja takes the advantage of the distraction and stab the pirate in the gut. Then he would stay away from the pirate until he died of blood-loss/internal organ damage.
Ninjas are cowards, honestly, but they'd win.
Edit: I'd like to debate with one person at a time, Spazz.
Let's say they're both already fighting. No surprise attack. Just both standing five feet away, ready to fight. The ninja would immediately throw powder balls on the ground in an attempt to disorient the pirate. However, the pirate is un-affected. He pulls out his gun and waits until he see's the ninja instead of firing randomly and wasting the shot. The ninja waits a few seconds, and then attacks from behind with a sword drawn. The pirate is very experianced, and watches his back. He blocks the attack by drawing his own sword and parrying the hit. Now he has the pistol aimed at the ninja. The ninja quickly uses his dagger and knocks the gun out of the pirate's hands. Now they're in a melee weapon fight. The smoke has cleared up, and there is plenty of space to fight. The ninja jumps back, and dodges a slash from the pirate, and throws a throwing star or a throwing knife, and hits the pirate in the leg. The pirate can easily take the pain and the damage, being so tough. They run towards the ninja and grab him. Taking the ninja by surprise. The pirate would get a few hits, but the ninja too, is tough. He uses his dagger again and slices the pirate's hand. That would make the pirate let go. The ninja takes the advantage of the distraction and stab the pirate in the gut. Then he would stay away from the pirate until he died of blood-loss/internal organ damage.
Ninjas are cowards, honestly, but they'd win.
Edit: I'd like to debate with one person at a time, Spazz.
Apr 1, 2008 4:57 AM #107185
Yeah, well you forgot the part where the pirate picks up the little bastard and rips him in half.
Apr 1, 2008 4:58 AM #107187
Quote from SoulEaterEdit: I'd like to debate with one person at a time, Spazz.
This thread is open to anyone's interjection, when last I checked.
Apr 1, 2008 4:59 AM #107188
Quote from SoulEaterAnswers in bold.
This isn't ****ing naruto. They can't win in hand to hand. They're smaller, weaker and they wouldn't be able to take a hit. They also can't dodge at light speed, so I don't know why the hell you think they would win at hand to hand. Part of being a good fist fighter is being able to be fast and strong; this obviously describes a pirate in the stereotype of fighting.
You simply say "No, the ninja is uber skilled and can move leet fast". The Pirate isn't a ****ing bear even though he can tear a ninja apart like one.
And do you understand how many advantages must be given to the ninja before he can turn the tide. oldjfoadkjlol once da ninjya gets shaduws and phrowing knifes, and stars and specul smoke powder and specielle drugs to throw and cloaking, then the ninja wins.
Apr 1, 2008 4:59 AM #107189
Quote from SoulEaterYes, and so are pirates. Nobody has perfect accuracy. Here is a most likely scenario of a fight between a ninja and a pirate. I'll be fair to both sides.
Let's say they're both already fighting. No surprise attack. Just both standing five feet away, ready to fight. The ninja would immediately throw powder balls on the ground in an attempt to disorient the pirate. However, the pirate is un-affected. He pulls out his gun and waits until he see's the ninja instead of firing randomly and wasting the shot. The ninja waits a few seconds, and then attacks from behind with a sword drawn. The pirate is very experianced, and watches his back. He blocks the attack by drawing his own sword and parrying the hit. Now he has the pistol aimed at the ninja. The ninja quickly uses his dagger and knocks the gun out of the pirate's hands. Now they're in a melee weapon fight. The smoke has cleared up, and there is plenty of space to fight. The ninja jumps back, and dodges a slash from the pirate, and throws a throwing star or a throwing knife, and hits the pirate in the leg. The pirate can easily take the pain and the damage, being so tough. They run towards the ninja and grab him. Taking the ninja by surprise. The pirate would get a few hits, but the ninja too, is tough. He uses his dagger again and slices the pirate's hand. That would make the pirate let go. The ninja takes the advantage of the distraction and stab the pirate in the gut. Then he would stay away from the pirate until he died of blood-loss/internal organ damage.
Ninjas are cowards, honestly, but they'd win.
Edit: I'd like to debate with one person at a time, Spazz.
Heres how I'd think it'd go.
Ninja ****ing throws a bunch on ****ing stars at the pirate while running to get behind him or something, but who cares? Those things go a half inch deep and the pirate shoots at him, almost aimlessly. The ninja is fast, but not faster than a bullet, which kills him instantly. Even if the pirate got stabbed he'd still be shooting.
The only way I could see a ninja winning is if the pirate didn't know the ninja was there.
Apr 1, 2008 5:04 AM #107192
I highly doubt a ninja is that stupid. Like I said in a response to Dudeman, they would do more then slit the throat. Also, if a pirate shot almost aimlessly, then it's not likely that the bullet would hit the ninja in a place that kills him instantly, if at all. My fight scenario was more realistic.
Apr 1, 2008 5:06 AM #107193
Hey, what if this was modernized?
Pirates = People who "buy" music.
Ninjas = Narutofags
Who wins then?
Pirates = People who "buy" music.
Ninjas = Narutofags
Who wins then?
Apr 1, 2008 5:06 AM #107194
Quote from SoulEaterI highly doubt a ninja is that stupid. Like I said in a response to Dudeman, they would do more then slit the throat. Also, if a pirate shot almost aimlessly, then it's not likely that the bullet would hit the ninja in a place that kills him instantly, if at all. My fight scenario was more realistic.
Listen, the main point is that a ninja is fast, BUT NOT THAT FAST. I mean, think of a gun being shot. Do you see the bullet? If you do, how long is it in sight? Well, if a ninja is running at top speed (be realistic) do you see it? You better have, and you can see it for a while before it's out of sight. If not, you're thinking of naruto.
Apr 1, 2008 5:07 AM #107196
Quote from SoulEaterI highly doubt a ninja is that stupid. Like I said in a response to Dudeman, they would do more then slit the throat. Also, if a pirate shot almost aimlessly, then it's not likely that the bullet would hit the ninja in a place that kills him instantly, if at all. My fight scenario was more realistic.
That scenario was a joke out of a crappy cinematic movie.
You also assume that there are shadows to hide the ninja after the flashballs. You also assume that the ninja can throw the flash balls faster then the pirate can grab his pistol. Do you understand how unrealistic that is? I'm sure a trained marine can unholster a pistol from his boot faster then someone 10ft away can hit him with a tenis ball (assuming it's about that weight, still giving you a small advantage).
You also directly stated that the ninja would run away, disqualifying him for being a pussy. CASE AND POINT?!
Apr 1, 2008 5:09 AM #107197
I'm not, really. I'm just implying to the fact that the pirate shot almost aimlessly. It isn't the ninja that makes the bullet miss, it's the pirate. I have a friend who takes ninjitsu, (and is a major narutofag) that tells me some things he learns during his classes.
Apr 1, 2008 5:09 AM #107198
Quote from SoulEaterMy fight scenario was more realistic.
Your fight scenario was "ninja throws down a magic smoke bomb, teleports behind the pirate and stabs him" and "ninja goes so fast it looks like theres a whole bunch of him, pirate gets confused, shoots at the wrong one and ninja cuts him while he reloads". Where's the realism? Where's the cream filling?