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Your fight scenario was "ninja throws down a magic smoke bomb, teleports behind the pirate and stabs him" and "ninja goes so fast it looks like theres a whole bunch of him, pirate gets confused, shoots at the wrong one and ninja cuts him while he reloads". Where's the realism? Where's the cream filling?

Wow, everything you said my scenario was about didn't happen.
Rather Cheesy mentioned ninja's that had normal smoke bombs that could stun people. Not magic ones. I also implied that the pirate was un-affected. Also, the pirate never got to shoot. The gun was knocked from his hands. The pirate never reloaded. It was actually a close fight. It's funny how you make things up in debates. Now like I said, I'm only debating one person at a time. This time is the only time I'll take the time to respond to two people.

Quote from Dudeman.

That scenario was a joke out of a crappy cinematic movie.


You also assume that there are shadows to hide the ninja after the flashballs. You also assume that the ninja can throw the flash balls faster then the pirate can grab his pistol. Do you understand how unrealistic that is? I'm sure a trained marine can unholster a pistol from his boot faster then someone 10ft away can hit him with a tenis ball (assuming it's about that weight, still giving you a small advantage).
Are pirates trained marines? No.

You also directly stated that the ninja would run away, disqualifying him for being a pussy. CASE AND POINT?!

Case and point: Ninja wins because of cowardice. Nobody said they'd be disqualified for that.

After this, I'm only debating Brian C until he is finished. Please hold yourselves until then.

hey guys, did you know 1up, aurorai, Rather Cheesy, Smashdood, and The Fallen are fags?

Quote from Dark

Hey, what if this was modernized?
Pirates = People who "buy" music.
Ninjas = Narutofags

Who wins then?

real pirates don't just download music off of ****ing limewire.

they download movies, games, and full albums.

Quote from SoulEater

After this, I'm only debating Brian C until he is finished. Please hold yourselves until then.

You never replied to what I said on the last page

Quote from SoulEater

Wow, everything you said my scenario was about didn't happen.
Rather Cheesy mentioned ninja's that had normal smoke bombs that could stun people. Not magic ones. I also implied that the pirate was un-affected. Also, the pirate never got to shoot. The gun was knocked from his hands. The pirate never reloaded. It was actually a close fight. It's funny how you make things up in debates. Now like I said, I'm only debating one person at a time. This time is the only time I'll take the time to respond to two people.

Case and point: Ninja wins because of cowardice. Nobody said they'd be disqualified for that.

After this, I'm only debating Brian C until he is finished. Please hold yourselves until then.

Infact, yes they are trained marines. They've pilaged hundreds of villages and can shot moving targets across moving ships with their pistol. I also made the point that the marine had the pistol in their boot, unlike how the pirate carries his in his belt (faster reaction time).

And since ninjas can telleport like in naruto, pirates have auto aim and perfect headshots like in one piece. They also have uber magic powers from fruit so they can't die and stuff. So there.

edit: I don't care if you don't debate with me. I don't give a flying one. It's quite obvious who's got this one in the bag.

I'm a pirate myself, so I want to choose that. But being realistic, the pirates don't have a chance in the world unless they are on a boat.

Quote from SoulEater

Wow, everything you said my scenario was about didn't happen.
Rather Cheesy mentioned ninja's that had normal smoke bombs that could stun people. Not magic ones. I also implied that the pirate was un-affected. Also, the pirate never got to shoot. The gun was knocked from his hands. The pirate never reloaded. It was actually a close fight. It's funny how you make things up in debates. Now like I said, I'm only debating one person at a time. This time is the only time I'll take the time to respond to two people.

Then your scenario is basically "ninja throws down useless smoke bomb, uses his completely realistic superhuman lightspeed teleportation powers and disarms the pirate with a single swipe". And you're calling that "realistic"?

And please tell me how you can gather from this light-hearted conversation about "Pirates vs. Ninjas" that I make things up in every debate participate in? Please go through all my posts to see all the times I "make things up in debates". God, leave it to a narutofag to feel like an unstoppable mean machine in a debate.

Quote from SoulEater

After this, I'm only debating Brian C until he is finished. Please hold yourselves until then.

Oh uh oh, guys! SoulEater is only devoting is attention to one person now! Gosh darnit, I wanted me a chance to lock horns with the all-knowing omniscient SoulEater who knows everything he's talking about because he knows some kid who does karate!

Yep, Soul only wants me, because he loves me with all his heart!:Love: :Love: :Love: :Love: :Love: :Love: :Love:

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Dammit, Spazz. When the hell are you going to realize how un-funny you are?

Dammit. SoulEater. When the hell are you going to realize how much of a pompous, hypocrite you are?

I wasn't being funny, you dick. I was making fun of you because apparently your regal persona isn't fit for more than one person to be handled and should be doled out in individual portions.

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@Brian C- Very true. Now get the **** back to the debate. <3

This isn't a debate, dumbass. That's why it's in the Poll Section in the Off Topic forums, asshole. Stop turning something that's supposed to be fun into something structured and organized.

Pirates > Ninjas

Quote from SoulEater

According to my posts, your posts, Brian C's posts, and Dudeman's posts, this is kind of a debate. If you believe this is the poll central, then shut the fuck up and stop insulting people for no particular reason at all. If anyone has a different opinion then yours, you argue with them in a debate that can last for many pages. If you weren't so short tempered and persistant, you wouldn't be disliked by so many people.
I also find it funny that you're insulting me for saying this is a debate when you yourself are debating. And in a very aggresive way as well. Just accept the fact that people have different opinions then you and grow the fuck up.
Also, I say lock this thread.

Excuse me? I think you need to take a look at your posts before judging others. You're the one who got uppetty and testy just because I replied to a post of yours correcting your logic because apparently you think this a private debate. You're the one who came in here insulting me in the first place. I only insulted you in retaliation. I was never aggressive until you started acting aggressive. You're the one who's taking this way too seriously and getting his panties in knot over a conversation about who would win in a fight. I haven't been arguing for page for many pages because of a difference in opinion in this thread, now have I? Count up all the posts made by me and compare the amount of posts made by you and we'll see who's more at fault. And even still, according to you, this is a debate. So now arguing differences of opinion is not allowed in this thread? And now you're trying to get the thread locked? Why can't you just go away and let people have their fun without going around and ruining it with your passive-aggressive behavior?

And if you hadn't noticed, I wasn't the only one arguing with you on this. So why don't you shut up and try and get some other thread binned. Or maybe get yourself banned again.

I'm only reading the first half of that post. IN A PM, tell me where I insulted you. If I really did, I apologize for it. Lets end this. By the way, I happened to glance at the bottom of your post, where you said I'd get myself banned again. I was never banned at any time, actually.

I can't believe a silly thread has turned into a hot-headed debate.

I voted ninjas but i think pirates now.

Quote from SoulEater

I'm only reading the first half of that post. IN A PM, tell me where I insulted you. If I really did, I apologize for it. Lets end this.

Why don't you read it, first.

I'm not PMing someone who has the nerve to turn a light-hearted conversation about pirates and ninjas into a structured, individual-based debate and then go around and insult someone for doing the same thing, only in a debate thread.

"It's funny how you make things up in debates."
"Dammit, Spazz. When the hell are you going to realize how un-funny you are?"

That first one may not have been insulting, per se, but it was still made in a condescending attitude that showed a certain egotistical attitude because you thought you were winning. And that and the whole "I, YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS, SOULEATER, AM NOW CLOSING THE DEBATE TO ONE PERSON AND ONE PERSON ONLY. ANY PERSON WHO RESPONDS TO ME WILL BE REJECTED BY MY AWESOME BEING." and coming down on me at the start of the thread when I revealed a little flaw in your logic just because I was replying to your post while you were "debating" with someone else.

This isn't a private thread, when last you checked. These forums are made public for a reason. If you want to hold a private one-on-one debate with Brian C, then there is a PM system built into the forums or you could use MSN.

EDIT: And sorry, when I said you were banned, it was because I thought you were Shanto.