I have to agree with the Pirate.

Think of Ninjas for a second. What do they do? They dance and frolic around on their tip toes like some kind of feminine ballerina. Not only that, but instead of showing their faces with all the sweaty manliness, (like pirates do) Ninjas hide behind a mask while masquerading around in the shadows and smoke. What the hell is manly about that?

Ninjas are women if women learned how to fight (god forbid) instead of just staying in their rightful spot, the kitchen.

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In my book, disgusting men raping people doesn't appeal to me so much. Ninjas are just cooler. They do have honed and trained skills which people look up to in a way. There is no way you can change my mind if you have that as your best argument.

Even to the people who laugh at naruto, we all have people weighing down things we enjoy through anime:


Disgusting and drunk people, in my opinion, may have their buttsecks on ships with victims and each other sometimes, but that sort of character does not appeal to me in any way.

In short, Pirates suck cock. You cannot deny that people who spend their lives in the sea won't poke around each other through loneliness. They are pretty damn gay.

Raping men? Now just where did you procure these lies from? Just because they're a bunch of guys on a boat it doesn't mean they **** each other blind everyday. This is pirates we're talking about, not the Navy or prison. Pirates have finely tuned discipline and are able suppress their sexual needs for as long as they want. And even still, I bet you aren't ****ing any women ever hour of every day of the week. And even if you do have a girlfriend, I'm sure she isn't real quick to hand you any free samples at the drop of the hat. So how do you suppress your sexual needs? Go **** the nearest guy you can find? No, you masturbate. That or you shake it off and wait until the next possible chance you can get.

And honestly, if anyone out of this is the gay ones, it's the ninjas. I mean look at them! They run around all scrawny and shit wearing tights and prancing about. And they hide their shame behind a stupid piece of cloth. The only man who can pull this off and not look like a fag is Spider-Man. Anyone who can fight someone and win using only his own bodily fluids is okay in my book. Pirates are basically the gangsters of yesterday, except they got their hands dirtier (don't get me wrong, though, Mafiosi movies are one of my favorite types of movies).

actually, pirates are huge role models. how did you get your last music CD? did you ninja it? no, you pirated it.

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Well, while ninja'ing someting and pirating something are completely different, both would eventually procure the same results.

Pirating = download off the internet
Ninja'ing = stealthily steal off the shelves

You have to be a real ninja to ninja something, what with the security these days.

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Raping men? Now just where did you procure these lies from?

No, where did you get that from?

He said "men raping (people)" not "raping men".

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Well, while ninja'ing someting and pirating something are completely different, both would eventually procure the same results.

Pirating = download off the internet
Ninja'ing = stealthily steal off the shelves

You have to be a real ninja to ninja something, what with the security these days.

Real ninjas are fags. If you wanna use someone stealthy as your role model for illegal actions, go for jewel thieves or special ops agents. Because Solid Snake is way cooler than some gay ninja.

EDIT: It's the same thing, essentially. I don't see how the order makes a difference, especially when that's what he was talking about throughout his post.

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No, you masturbate. [input other unnecessary comments about my personal life]


And honestly, if anyone out of this is the gay ones, it's the ninjas. I mean look at them! They run around all scrawny and shit wearing tights and prancing about. And they hide their shame behind a stupid piece of cloth. The only man who can pull this off and not look like a fag is Spider-Man.

Why are you ranting two paragraphs at my post? Pirate already agreed to disagree and you have to storm in here to completely slaughter what I have to say?

For christ's sake, it is a decision between pirates and ninjas. Why write this much just to say that my opinion sucks and yours is clearly the righteous one.

I am sorry for ruining your day, but I make one statement of gayness toward your favorite beings, as well as some harmless comments, apparently if you are in such a mindset to defend them at a degree, as to even strike at my personal life, and you just flip out on me!

And who the hell is the one making a generalization here Spazz? You seem to be quite intolerant of people who wear tights. Swimmers wear speedos, jammers, and even stockings to train. They are very respectable. This goes on in today's world, yet you find in your mind the generalization of all ninjas being faggots just because they wear tight clothing? How dare you resort to such hypocrisy after you even talk about me personally out of a slighter notion I made! When you say they are gay because of their actions, "Prancing about" as you ignorantly spit out, You may mean sneaking through a village to slice someones neck, put someone in a hold to physically slaughter their bodies, I would not put the sneaking or stealth leading up to violent murders as "Prancing about".

"Hiding their shame behind a stupid piece of cloth" is how you put more retarded outputs of splendid ignorance out, yes? When you say "Hide their shame" you mean cover their face? I'll stop you there and say that few ninjas around, aside from the ones drawn to look like a cool figure, wear face cloths. If you also mean "To hide from authority or other attackers", would you, in their position of being assigned a murder, and doing it as a mercenary, in this position, show your full face, and not "Hide". You say hide as if they do not want to get caught by people who can kill them. Personally, I wouldn't sacrifice myself to "do the right thing and come clean" to the authorities.

"Just because they're a bunch of guys on a boat it doesn't mean they **** each other blind everyday." Now when you are saying this, you are extremely exxagurating what I said. Take your face and put your computer screen upon it to look at the text I wrote carefully and maybe, just maybe, you'll listen to the thing you stated about. I said, once in a while, poking around. You clearly are either not thinking straight, or just are not reading what I said clearly. I understand both points. You have trouble at home and vent your anger on us. I did it before. You do it to whether you admit so or not. Do you think I feel good at home? No. My brother just died. I vent my sadness in a virtual forum by keeping busy. I make huge posts like this to keep myself away. I do not read posts correctly all the time, so I can understand that as well. =/ Have you seen me debate?

"Pirates have finely tuned discipline and are able suppress their sexual needs for as long as they want." I have no clue which pirates you are thinking of when saying they actually work to discipline themselves, but I would love to see an example of the hard working, trying to not be a sexual bother to their mates, drunk pirate. Most steal from people, destroy towns for money, and kill, rape, and destroy families. Out of my perspective I have seen no pirate that hasn't been in some gay movie which fulfills this background.

"I bet you aren't ****ing any women ever hour of every day of the week. And even if you do have a girlfriend, I'm sure she isn't real quick to hand you any free samples at the drop of the hat. So how do you suppress your sexual needs? Go **** the nearest guy you can find? " This is the personal part that made me question your whole post. This part of your post confused me, and yes, it did offend me. The confusion was from the mindset you seemed to give: that I expect anyone, let alone a pirate, fill the shoes of this example. Who, other than Hefner, ****s women every day? This example was barely relevant, if even tangential to the statement you replied to. I stated that they could be gay from isolation to the crew. From that, you sprout the ideas that I believe:

• All **** women 24/7
  
• One must **** the closest man possible if no women are around, and if not, masturbate.
  
• I am a part of this equation somehow
  

I just wonder from that statement involving me, how I come into this. I have no girlfriend, and I am sure that if I did, there would not be sex 24/7. That is what I believe. But somehow, and for some reason, you decided to use this against me in a simple statement like this?: "Yeah, they're pretty gay"

I find no sense in it, sir. If I have, for some reason, not grasped a point, or anything, clearly I am at fault, just like how you are for missing some of my points.

Over-sized Post man, AWAY!!!

*Swoosh*

EDIT: Lol, I love how my first statements contradict completely to the length of my post. XD I love it.

Wait until Spazz gets here... then we'll see a post twice as long as Kitsune's.

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XD I laughed hard.

<3

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Wait until Spazz gets here... then we'll see a post twice as long as Kitsune's.

The Pattern WILL continue then, if he will go into an argument. I hope he will be the bigger one and post something grown up, which I will eventually try at later anyway, but if he will insist on continuing an altercation, I will go on. I lose too many arguments and I don't like giving up anymore. :C

I've never seen Spazz lose. At first I thought you chose the wrong guy to screw with, but you seem really good at debating.

Not admitting defeat =/= not losing.

Just be glad Fr0zen doesn't like to get involved in Pirates vs Ninjas.
He'd slap us all with a snappy remark followed by his "viscious right hook", the infamous:
Wall-o-text.

My head would end up like Jawz.

I chose ninjas.
Reason being-
Ninjas know the death-punch, so the pirate would just die of a heart attack in a hand to hand fight.
If weapons were allowed, which they probably would be, the ninja would still win due to the fact that ninjas arent limited to pussy ninja weapons. They're stereotypically smarter, so they'd probably be clever enough to work out that they should just bring some badass rocket launcher to the fight, or some pirate killing weapon at least.
Plus the ninja would proably win in a spelling bee.

I think that the genetically engineered monkey butler would win. Was that not an option. Hmmm... Well... IT SHOULD BE!