This sounds a little like the Christian Bale freakout.
Sometimes.

Most of the time it's just... depressing.

Hahaha wow dude... wow.

I'd like to take the time to respond to some of your comments. Also this is most definitely going to win "Best Thread of 2009" in the annual member awards.

Quote from Gavel

I've never seen you so humble. And I see you've been using that mascara I recommended. It really gives some life to those eyelashes.

Yeah, it's hard to stay humble when you're the best eva. I do my best though. Also thanks for the recommendation, the ladies love full eyelashes.

Quote from Mantha

Lol, have you guys had an argument or something.

No, this is how all of our conversations go. Why do you ask?

Quote from alive

I watched it with Louie. He loves your James Bond lifestyle.

LOUIE! Tell him that I like his Underdog lifestyle.

Quote from ScHaLL

This sounds a little like the Christian Bale freakout.
Sometimes.

Most of the time it's just... depressing.

Christian Bale once offered me a blowjob. I politely refused and callled him a big dumb faggot!

Quote from Real

Hahaha wow dude... wow.

Thanks.

This is the best thread ever.

I don't know, I don't really talk to my brother like that. <.<

Poor Dudeman.

Quote from notmaggot

This is the best thread ever.

Now you guys are getting it!

Quote from Mantha

I don't know, I don't really talk to my brother like that. <.<

Poor Dudeman.

He needs to know his place.

genius, absolute genius

Quote from StrunG

You would never be the pack leader. You simply do not have the cojones to command the respect of the other lions.

Then I shall eat them as well. That way if I choose to spare them, they will respect me out of fear.

Is Dudeman black?

Quote from Ampersand

Is Dudeman black?

No, I'm white. That's the reason he made me black though.

Quote from Mantha

I don't know, I don't really talk to my brother like that. <.<

Poor Dudeman.

You're not a dude.

The reviews are in!


"A bravura first video... as a light-shedding story, it is a remarkable tour de force!"
[SIZE="1"] -Los Angeles Times[/SIZE]


"What happens is both symbolic and all too real, beautiful and sickening at once...as resonant as a myth."
[SIZE="1"]-Boston Globe[/SIZE]


"There is not a second in this video which does not prove that its author is a master storyteller."
[SIZE="1"]-New York Times[/SIZE]


"Gripping, informative, deeply moral, and profoundly disturbing."
[SIZE="1"]-Washington Post[/SIZE]

I have the sudden urge to masturbate.