If a horde of zombies were about to attack you...

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Jul 20, 2009 6:57 PM #463527
...which golf club would you reach for to defend yourself?
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Jul 20, 2009 7:02 PM #463529
I've got to go with a pitching iron. I think I might be able to get more speed with a driver, but I've seen the heads of those fall off before, and I wouldn't want that to happen in the midst of zombie fighting. Really, any iron should do the trick
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Jul 20, 2009 7:14 PM #463530
If i got the driver i would probally try to get the head to snap because my friend stabbed me with a broken one once and it hurt. I guess you could use it as a eye poker.

Or get a putter because the shape of it would jam into zombie heads O:
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Jul 20, 2009 7:14 PM #463531
Iron .
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Jul 20, 2009 7:22 PM #463535
Quote from Vile.
Or get a putter because the shape of it would jam into zombie heads O:

My second choice
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Jul 20, 2009 7:52 PM #463554
But... But... Golf clubs BEND! That's a shitty weapon to use in a zombie outbreak! But if that's all I had, I'd choose the Putter, break it, and use it to jam zombies through the eye and into the brain case, like VIle said.
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Jul 20, 2009 7:54 PM #463555
I think if it's not one of those hollow drivers, then a driver would be the best choice. Uber brain damage with a solid driver.
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Jul 20, 2009 8:09 PM #463564
whatever is heaviest
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Jul 20, 2009 8:24 PM #463574
A bag of golf clubs. I'd just swing the whole thing at them.
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Jul 20, 2009 9:16 PM #463600
I second, manthur's opinion.
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Jul 20, 2009 9:44 PM #463615
The biggest one and I'd sit in a corner and bash them all.
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Jul 20, 2009 9:49 PM #463621
Sandwedge and swing at the temple area of the head, just to move away from big heavy club or putter.
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Jul 20, 2009 11:11 PM #463654
we'll take care of those zombies

now watch this drive
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Jul 20, 2009 11:28 PM #463659
Oh, driver without a doubt.

But simply because I would T off into them, and hit a golfball SO HARD into each of them they would get mega brain damage and die.

That's right, I switched it up.
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Jul 21, 2009 12:42 AM #463726
Sandwedge, as it has a slight angled face would could work as a cutting edge, then it also has a sturdy back for good old clubbing.