April Forks' Day

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Apr 1, 2008 11:04 PM #107580
Dude, i just got ****ing Riick Roll'd by www.IsoHunt.com

Wow, I sure am pissed.

But the song is somewhat satisfying, as it angers me more as i type this.
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Apr 1, 2008 11:44 PM #107610
Quote from Cereal Man
Lesson? Everybody hates Chuck Norris


Everybody hates you...

APRIL FOOLS!

wait....nvm.
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Apr 1, 2008 11:48 PM #107611
I hope you die in a fire
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Apr 1, 2008 11:49 PM #107612
Quote from the Jawz
I hope you die in a fire


I concur.
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Apr 1, 2008 11:49 PM #107613
Umm... I can't think of an April Fool's... oh wait, April Fools!
(That was SOO gay, but I couldn't think of anything.)
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Apr 1, 2008 11:52 PM #107616
i dont like the word concur...it looks strange.

agree would be better.
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Apr 2, 2008 12:04 AM #107630
I really, really hope you die in a fire
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Apr 2, 2008 12:12 AM #107639
I convinced the entire class, including the teacher to smear dishwashing soap on the classroom's doorknob. Afterwards, we phoned the school principal and said that a student in our class punched another student, and wouldn't go to the principal. After this message, we closed the door. Once the principal got here, he opened the door, which practically covered his hands in soap. Afterwards we yelled "April Fools."
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Apr 2, 2008 12:15 AM #107643
Quote from SoulEater
I convinced the entire class, including the teacher to smear dishwashing soap on the classroom's doorknob. Afterwards, we phoned the school principal and said that a student in our class punched another student, and wouldn't go to the principal. After this message, we closed the door. Once the principal got here, he opened the door, which practically covered his hands in soap. Afterwards we yelled "April Fools."


Aha, what happened after that?
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Apr 2, 2008 12:22 AM #107655
Well, the principal did a phony laugh for a second, then made some stupid ass comment about April fools ending at noon, so we were the fools.
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Apr 2, 2008 12:25 AM #107658
Quote from SPARTAN_117
I got kicked in the nuts


Awesome .
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Apr 2, 2008 1:09 AM #107704
i fuked 2-D's mom lastnight, april fools!
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Apr 2, 2008 1:11 AM #107705
I put on a wig, applied some make-up, and put on a tube top, a micro-mini skirt, and huge fake titties on.

It was time.

I walked to school, and go to class.

2nd period passes, and then 3rd.

finally, fourth period.

I go into class, empty as usually, except for one boy, Jerry.

I walk up to Jerry, and ask him sweetly if he'd like a blowjob.

Jerry looked at me, in shock.

"sure" he said

I smiled, got down under the desk, unzipped his pants, and started sucking him off.

5 minutes later, with his huge throbbing cock in my mouth, i mumble "arpral floosh"

"What?" jerry asked

I take his dick out of my mouth, look him at him, and say "April fools" in my own voice.

Jerry's jaw dropped. I took off my wig, and fake boobs off.

"April fools" I repeated again.
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Apr 2, 2008 1:20 AM #107710
Lmao, sucks to be him right then
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Apr 2, 2008 1:24 AM #107711
Well, actually, I was doing all the sucking.