Do you want to be buried or cremated?

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Jul 25, 2009 3:27 PM #466316
Cremated.
That way the only things that will be left of me ever stepping foot on this planet infected with god awful people will be my ashes, and feces.
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Jul 25, 2009 6:50 PM #466383
I want to be cremated and my ashes spread over Alaska. Stfu, its cool there.
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Jul 26, 2009 12:02 AM #466501
I want have a memorial. My body would be casted inside it, but no one would know, so they'd think the guy who did it was an amazing artist.

I'm so humble.
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Jul 26, 2009 4:45 PM #466814
Id sell my body to the us army. Then they'll pay my sons. Then the us will use my body to test out land minds.
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Jul 26, 2009 4:59 PM #466818
Cremated and have my ashes thrown into the face of an enemy.

**** yeah.
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Jul 26, 2009 9:25 PM #466919
Buried since all my relatives were buried.
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Jul 27, 2009 1:50 AM #466995
i would want to be cremated because my family can have me in a cup and i wont feel anything ^_^
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Jul 27, 2009 8:31 PM #467378
That sounded creepy O.O

You would be long gone, I mean your soul.
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Jul 27, 2009 9:38 PM #467396
Quote from pheonixslayer21
i would want to be cremated because my family can have me in a cup and i wont feel anything ^_^


you'd be dead anyway you pillock
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Jul 27, 2009 10:24 PM #467423
-IF I had a necrophiliac friend I'd give my body to him/her.
-IF I didn't think we had enough science advancingment already I'd donate it to science.
-otherwise I'll cremate and bury my ashes in a coffin 6 feet underground in a graveyard.
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Jul 27, 2009 10:38 PM #467434
It all depends, how did I die. <_<
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Jul 28, 2009 12:16 AM #467466
Quote from Kitsune
-IF I had a necrophiliac friend I'd give my body to him/her.
-IF I didn't think we had enough science advancingment already I'd donate it to science.
-otherwise I'll cremate and bury my ashes in a coffin 6 feet underground in a graveyard.


How will you be doing any of these things while also being dead?
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Jul 28, 2009 4:02 AM #467569
Because he'd come back as a ghooooooost
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Jul 28, 2009 10:12 AM #467625
No he will transfer into another universe on another planet where his soul will rest peacefully for eternity. Not really, maybe.
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Jul 29, 2009 6:26 PM #468279
Why don't we all donate our bodies to geology, and be converted into some kind of fuel/oil.

That way we can both get buried (burying our bodies to get the nutrients out necessary for fuel) and cremated (the fuel will be burnt by power stations and cars).

Also we will live forevermore in the atmosphere, drifting around happily.