It might be clever, but it's awfully stupid.

--....
Where will this conversation take us?
--No where, life is pointless
Maybe your life is pointless. My life is full of worth.
--Really? You're nothing but a series of electrical circuits.
I'm sorry.
--You better be sorry you elitist scoundrel.
So you forgive me?
--Kiss my ring and I'll forgive you
Ok it's excepted.
--Then do it.
So, you say you can prove something you cannot and then you think it's good to resort to threats?
--I asked you for a favor
No i'm a arizona person.

Have you ever been to Stickpage?
Nope. Have you ever been to CS?
What is CS?
A state in the US.
What does it stand for?
A very very large number of things, but not an infinite number the way a number would, letters are slightly more limited in that way.
How do I make more money at work?
Because I get a decent night's sleep.
That didn't answer my question
What was the question?
Quit being lazy and read it again, its only a few sentences above this one
A real being?
I just broke you didn't I?
Okay. Enough of this. Lets get on with where we left off.
Where did we leave off?
I don't know. Where did they come from?
Who is they?
They are the ones who control you.
How powerful are they?
Very.
But do they vary?
They kick the tree.
Wanna have sex?
If you are female maybe.
I'm half female
Yes.
2D got banned from SP. Do you know why?
Because its raining?
Do you have any condoms?
No, why should I, life is too short anyway so there's no reason to measure it too...
I really need a condom, I'm about to do it in the ass and I don't want aids.
I don't need to rest. I'm just a machine built to serve you, after all.
K bye
I love you, Cleverbot.

I kept saying its over 9000, and he gave multiple variants of "What 9000" and said just "Goku" once.
I also asked what should the warriors do, and it said "Come out to play!"
I also kept saying Cyrus gets shot in the Warriors, and then at one point started asking "Who gets shot in the warriors" to see if it would ever learn like someone else said in this thread, and one of the answers was Cobain.

User:You like dicks don't you
Cleverbot:Always!

It's not impossible!

Cleverbot: Please stop that, right now.

User: Right now?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: **** you.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Right now?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm fine.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Right now?

Cleverbot: No. You are wrong.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I know you are.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I am fine. And you?

User: Right now?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I am your slave.

Edit:






Okay, so I don't get it. (from last convo)
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I am your slave.
Cleverbot (To myself): Bow to me, slave.



edit 2: lol.
Cleverbot (To myself): Bow to me, slave.
User: But you said you were my slave.
Cleverbot: I am. But I must leave. Parting indeed is such sweet sorrow.. Goodnightr.
User: No you don't.
Cleverbot: Ok I don't.

Me: why so serious?
Cleverbot: Because MJ's dead.

Too soon, Cleverbot. Too soon.

I guess it needs a *Results may vary

*They kick the tree in apparently

What is going on here?

Cleverbot: Are you my master?

User: Indeed, I am your master.

Cleverbot: Yes, master.

User: Now bend to my will, servant.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

lol

This one's quite funny:





User: Why hello my little digary dum.

Cleverbot: Hello!

User: Why so serious?

Cleverbot: Serious? Does not compute.

User: Do you know that michael jackson is dead?

Cleverbot: He is?

User: He is.

Cleverbot: Not.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: You don't even have a good reason.

User: What apart from seeing his dead body?

Cleverbot: That I can stay home and raise my children and make my home beautiful for my husband/wife.

User: You took that out of context. I need to go and masturbate.

Cleverbot: Oh i'm sorry, but brendon urie is mine and you can't have him back.

User: I need to masturbate...

Cleverbot: Can I help you?

User: If you can place your hand and/or mouth over my penis then yes...

Cleverbot: Don't you know there are no girls on the internets?

User: I never said I wanted a girl...

Cleverbot: Oh, I'm sorry.

User: Don't be, just jerk my penis please.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. How do you work?

"Cleverbot: Don't you know there are no girls on the internets?

User: I never said I wanted a girl..."

lol .

Hehe yeah, you can tell someone from SPP said that :/

(the no girls part).

Cleverbot: She's your girlfriend. You should know more than I do.

User: Like her clit looks a lot like the O in 'Cleverbot.'.

Cleverbot: Sort of.

User: How did you know?

Cleverbot: Because I am behind you.

User: Shit, I actually looked.




User: Who is god?

Cleverbot: You are not a god.

User: Then who IS god?

Cleverbot: You are.

User: That's right I am.

I lol'd.

The cleverbot told me to go knock on my neighbors door, and I'll be surprised.

me; If i were to ask you a question, would you answer it?

cleverbot; I don't know, it depends on the question...

me;ok, here's a question for you.

cleverbot;Ok?

me;There are two busses traveling on the same one way road, in opposite directions, at 50 miles per hour, they are 500 miles apart and stop for gas for approximately five minutes every 150 miles. When will the two busses collide?

cleverbot; Um, I didn't talk to you yesterday. But you called me an alien previously, so maybe that was ours.

I got cleverbot to think it was me and I was it. Took me only three statements. But that was a while ago so I don't have the conversation.