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Your such a good person StrunG! gtfo. :3

lmao what the fuck

Get me on the Beef Jerky mailing list please.

I would also enjoy a parcel of dried meat.

mail it all to me, any real man can easily eat all of it and evidently you're too much of a pussy shit to do so yourself

I believe I'm more man than Exilement and thus deserve all the bags more than he does.

if by man you mean nigger then I'd have to agree, but not about the "I deserve the jerky more than exilement" part.

however I don't see how you could confuse two completely unrelated concepts such as "man" and "nigger"

Ouch, my psyche. You know what would stop me from killing myself after such a good burn? A couple bags of beef jerky.

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iconfuse two completely unrelated concepts such as "man" and "nigger"

haha, oh wow.

racism is funny

beef jerky sounds gross anyway

Bullshit. Beef jerky is never gross. Lol.

Time for some extreme advertising.



OH SHIT! DO YOU SEE THAT MOTHER****ING SHIT? YOU BETTER, DICKWAD. THAT SHIT IS JACK MOTHER****ING LINK'S GODDAMN BEEF JERKY. EVER HAD STEAK? YOU BET YOUR ASS YOU HAVE. THIS BITCH IS 100^1000^1000000000 ****ING TIMES BETTER THAN THAT. YOU WANNA BE A REAL MAN? I HOPE SO BECAUSE IF NOT YOU'RE A ****ING FAGGOT. EAT THIS SHIT EVERY DAY FOR EVERY MEAL, IT'LL PUT HAIR ON YOUR CHEST, AND GIVE YOU FACIAL HAIR THAT PUTS JESUS H MOTHER****ING CHRIST TO SHAME. OH YEAH, IT'LL ALSO ADD A GODDAMN HALF FOOT TO YOUR DICK, HOW'S THAT? YOU'LL BE ****ING SOME SWEET-ASS MOTHER****ING PUSSY, AND YOU WONT HAVE TO EVER WORRY ABOUT DISEASE ANYMORE BECAUSE YOUR SUPERHUMAN LYMBIC SYSTEM WILL KICK THAT MOTHER****ING BACTERIA AND OR VIRUSE'S MICROSCOPIC ASS.

SO BUY THIS GODDAMN MOTHER****ING SWEET ASS SHIT NOW GODDAMNIT, OR YOU'RE A ****ING IDIOT FOR NOT BUYING THAT SHIT.

CUSTOMER ****ING REVIEWS: "BETTER THAN SEX"

BETTER THAN SEX? THAT ISN'T ANY ****ING JOKE MISTER.

Beef Jerky is dried meat basically?

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Beef Jerky is dried meat basically?

Yes, and it's better than sex.

Quote from Mantha

Beef Jerky is dried meat basically?

Yep. Helps preserve it so it can last longer.

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Yes, and it's better than sex.

The hai ol truth :P

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Yes, and it's better than sex.

I kind of doubt that, lol. Get on MSN, hobo.