om!G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DONT WORRY VOTES AS PRIVATE SO DONT BE EM BARE ASSED

Ah crap I'm the only one that voted so far.

u lied omg >>>>>:C

My screen name isn't currentlyFapping for shits and giggles.

haven't got down and dirty with myself in like a couple weeks, been moving and working and by the end of the day i just wanna smoke and chillax

5 times per hour.
Oh I'm doing it right now!

NASTY!

I have wanked once in my entire life. It was when I was six and it lasted for twelve years so far and counting.


Edit: 3333rd post.

Haven't pleasured myself in over a week. I'm thinking that maybe since it's a sin, if I stop, good things will happen to me.

I do not know why you aren't gay, Lincoln. I could have sworn by now that your quest to achieve absolute homosexuality couldn't have failed.

I've been masturbating my entire life.

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Haven't pleasured myself in over a week. I'm thinking that maybe since it's a sin, if I stop, good things will happen to me.

pirase da lord!!!!!11