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Sep 16, 2009 5:35 PM #488418
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And the other half is not which gives over 12,000 unfunny, flamming, asshole posts by this cock smoking chode bandit.


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[SIZE="7"]wahh[/SIZE]
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Sep 16, 2009 5:35 PM #488419
Holy shit.

I advise you to stop wanking directly over your keyboard in future.
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Sep 16, 2009 6:03 PM #488426
I dunno about you guys but my semen isn't brown.
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Sep 16, 2009 6:17 PM #488428
Oh, uh...mine isnt either.
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Sep 16, 2009 6:56 PM #488438
Kieran should go see a doctor.

also my keyboard looks fine when i don't have a bright ass lamp shining on it, but when i do..

also lol at Xcell because he excells, dude, no one here ****ing likes you, why do you even come here.
and i just got banned for a month for trollin/flamin leedon the cockeater.


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oh no! it's like dealing with an angry 14 year old on the internet.
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Sep 16, 2009 7:04 PM #488447
Good thing we have things called printscreens.
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Sep 16, 2009 7:09 PM #488452
Before you get a new keyboard use an air compressor or something to blow all the dust and things away.
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Sep 16, 2009 7:28 PM #488464
Oh god I cannot unsee.


Thats it, Im posting this keyboard in horrors folder on jj.am
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Sep 16, 2009 7:33 PM #488468
Quote from AsSeenOnTV
Before you get a new keyboard use an air compressor or something to blow all the dust and things away.


i'm gunna smash it up
nah i'll probably blow it and store it in a closet for backup
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Oh god I cannot unsee.


Thats it, Im posting this keyboard in horrors folder on jj.am


heh
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Sep 16, 2009 7:46 PM #488474
Nah nah man. When you get your new one take apart the old one and look for a rubber sheet thing and try to save the wiring on it. just wacth the cord when taking it apart, tiny paper thin wires and shit come from it and go across the rubber sheet, save that, dispose of all the plastic, tape down the cord to the rubber sheet and...

VOILA!

ROLL UP THINNEST KEYBOARD EVER
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Sep 16, 2009 8:01 PM #488483
just connect led lights an a motion detector on the end of every letter and project it to your desk.
And you'll have neat desk keyboard, no key pressing necessary.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH8CUTimTvY
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Sep 16, 2009 8:09 PM #488491
Quote from Wtf
just connect led lights an a motion detector on the end of every letter and project it to your desk.
And you'll have neat desk keyboard, no key pressing necessary.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH8CUTimTvY

gay
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Nah nah man. When you get your new one take apart the old one and look for a rubber sheet thing and try to save the wiring on it. just wacth the cord when taking it apart, tiny paper thin wires and shit come from it and go across the rubber sheet, save that, dispose of all the plastic, tape down the cord to the rubber sheet and...

VOILA!

ROLL UP THINNEST KEYBOARD EVER


hah
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Sep 16, 2009 8:11 PM #488493
It's the future, man.
Totally not gay.
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Sep 16, 2009 8:26 PM #488503
I need to feel the keys. Having a keyboard like that would suck. Especially since I've gotten so fast and good at typing that I find myself not even looking at the keyboard and I'm still able to type fine.

Last test I did was around 60-65wpm with one error.
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Sep 16, 2009 10:02 PM #488525
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Oh, uh...mine isnt either.


i lol'd