GO TO THE FUCKING LEFT. LOOK FOR FUCKING SIGNS OF LIFE.

Go into the room that says "Don't Go in here!" Because the room that tells you to go it's way is obviously a trap, unless they wanted you to think that so that you would go the other way heading straight into a trap, unless they both are traps, Also, you notice you are hungry, so you take a bite out of the leg and have projectile vomit, going into the way that said go into it, then you hear a loud array of hisses and buzzes, so you decide to go the way that says not to.

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Go into the room that says "Don't Go in here!" Because the room that tells you to go it's way is obviously a trap, unless they wanted you to think that so that you would go the other way heading straight into a trap, unless they both are traps, Also, you notice you are hungry, so you take a bite out of the leg and have projectile vomit, going into the way that said go into it, then you hear a loud array of hisses and buzzes, so you decide to go the way that says not to.

You have the most incoherent thoughts I've ever had the displeasure of reading.

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You have the most incoherent thoughts I've ever had the displeasure of reading.

Thank you :3 .

Not a compliment.

Well i'm tired of his shit so it is to me. Plus i really didnt mean for it to be coherent, i was just saying what i would do.

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There's blood on the wall near the "Go Here!" sign, which doesn't seem too great. It seems like a trap.
Go into the dark looking passage-way, but weild the severed leg and prepare for the unknown.

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Go up.

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Check the substance, to justify that it is, in fact, blood.

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go north into that corridor there

So it looks like he's going into the hallway, that obviously tells us not to! But not before checking the writing to see if it is actually blood.
Only because the majority says so, though.

I'm not on my computer right now, so I'll finish this the next time I have a chance to.

Yup, that's blood alright. This just enforces the fact that the signs must be traps.

Ur breakin da rulez!

Off we are to adventure and candy and magic and


WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN

Though hugely disgusted and surprised, you still have your wits together, and you can gather that you don't know if these things are dangerous or not.
WHAT WILL YOU DO

Join in.

Lob the leg at the first one, lob your wits at the second one, and breakdown in an insane witless fit of laughter and crying as the third on closes in to rape you.

Those turtles look as though they're having a good time. You should try sneaking past them, they seem too bust ****ing and sucking to notice. If they do notice, offer them the leg as a sex-toy and hope they allow you to pass.

I agree with LakE, but instead of offering the leg as a sex-toy, if they notice, beat the shit out of them with the leg.
OT: LakE what game is that in your sig?

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.

seeing as you've now found the reason why the sign was there, it's a fate that isn't death lol

sneak by, solid snake cutscene style i guess
if they do confront you and ask you to join in, politely reject

obviously join in on the fun