The joke suggestions are alright, but its annoying when people do it lots. So keep your sense of humor, but don't go overboard with the "jokes" and have some serious posts with them.

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seeing as you've now found the reason why the sign was there, it's a fate that isn't death lol

sneak by, solid snake cutscene style i guess
if they do confront you and ask you to join in, politely reject

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Those turtles look as though they're having a good time. You should try sneaking past them, they seem too bust ****ing and sucking to notice. If they do notice, offer them the leg as a sex-toy and hope they allow you to pass.

Lets try this.


It seems like they haven't noticed you so far. But you notice that they don't move from their position, as much as the thrusting and sucking. Maybe whatever those seals, or whatever they are, don't like moving much.

As you sneak along, the thing in the middle starts moaning and screaming, as the thrusting creature starts grunting loudly, and as the creature getting sucked started panting a lot louder than it should have.
You groan in disgust.


Oh shit.

use that broken dick thing in you inventory, throw it at the bastards and run for it.

Its a severed leg.

Quote from Devour

Its a severed leg.

yea, that.

since you most likely have a speed advantage, you should run for the door and attempt to open it
if it ends up being locked, destroy it with the leg

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since you most likely have a speed advantage, you should run for the door and attempt to open it
if it ends up being locked, destroy it with the leg

I agree, run for the Door, with the leg in your hand for protection.

I think that once you get to the door, you should say something. If they speak English, ask them nicely if they know of an easy way out. If they do not speak English, go through the door. If they make some crazy inhuman noice, run through the door.

Looks like we're running the **** for our lives.


The seals all twist around at the same time, and appear to be giving chase. Staying connected. Horny bastards.
You make it to the door, wrench it open, run inside, and slam it shut.



Almost instantly, you hear heavy banging on the door. It nearly knocks you off your feet as you stumble backwards. You quickly run back to the door to hold it shut, and brace for the next hit.
In the few seconds that pass, though, the hits don't come.


You see a dead man, who has a top hat on. You also notice that there's a big stream of dried blood sitting near what used to be his anus.
And then you notice that he had a gun nearby when he died. Hooray irony.

So, you don't know if the seals are gone yet, but what you do next is your choice.

Also, if anyone recognizes the dead guy, they gain a free interwebs

follow these steps in order, yo
- stick the leg up the bleeding anus (less weight to carry + a happy period for dead guy)
- obtain and equip gun
- obtain and equip top hat, and check if there's anything hiding in it
- stay behind table, take remains of tea party, and if anything breaks through the door, throw the remains at the cluster****ed seals
- if above step isn't going to happen, drink tea, run

HEY IS THAT SLASH?
or rorschach lol

Jam the leg under the doorknob to hold it close. Go investigate. See if it really is tea in the tea pot and of course equip the gun.

EDIT: Is the dead man perhaps Abe Lincoln?

Mad Hatter derp de derp.

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follow these steps in order, yo
- Use leg to bar the door
- obtain and equip gun
- obtain and equip top hat, and check if there's anything hiding in it
- stay behind table, take remains of tea party, and if anything breaks through the door, throw the remains at the cluster****ed seals
- if above step isn't going to happen, drink tea, run

After barring the door with the leg, you walk over and put on the hat, and take the gun.

You hear heavy banging on the door again, but miraculously, the door stays shut though the leg has nothing making it hold the door closed. Maybe the door's stronger than it looks.
The banging goes away again, until
*I'll finish this when I get back from school*

...BOOM! The dead man's head exploads and out comes a giant killer bee.

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...BOOM! The dead man's head exploads and out comes a giant killer bee.

It's people like you that kills my enthusiasm to make these kind of story threads.

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After barring the door with the leg, you walk over and put on the hat, and take the gun.

You hear heavy banging on the door again, but miraculously, the door stays shut though the leg has nothing making it hold the door closed. Maybe the door's stronger than it looks.
The banging goes away again, until

****.

Debris violently explodes from the wall, and the creature skids to a halt once it reaches the ground. It looks up at you, panting. Still thrusting the body that it is attached to. But all three parts want to get a peice of you.

Oh shit what will you do