Age: Elder
Favorite food: Pie
Favorite Music: Star Spangled Banner
Favorite Color: Red (not Commie red)
Clothing preferences: Suit
Traits: Commitment Issues, Dislikes Children, Evil, Insane, Workaholic
Lifetime Wishes: N/A
Picture of yourself so I can model your face properly:

This is how I looked 20 years ago, before my vast plastic surgery.