Er, I was 15, drank more than I ever had before, got ****ing bevvied.
Isn't that how all 'first house parties' go?
describe your first house party
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Sep 28, 2009 10:31 PM #493280
Sep 28, 2009 10:33 PM #493281
Quote from MantiscoreEr, I was 15, drank more than I ever had before, got ****ing bevvied.
Isn't that how all 'first house parties' go?
If you're English, yes.
These yanks don't know how to party.
Sep 28, 2009 11:28 PM #493299
Well then bully to be us.
Actually, my house parties now still go like that. Only they have more sex at the end.
Probably a good positive correlation going on - age vs amount of sex
Actually, my house parties now still go like that. Only they have more sex at the end.
Probably a good positive correlation going on - age vs amount of sex
Sep 28, 2009 11:32 PM #493302
I snorted a bit too much crack cocaine and I beat the shit out of this chick that tried to give me a blowjob. Then she called up her friends, which were girls, mind you, and they all raped me. They took turns. Three of them held me down and one was sucking my dick like a goddamned lollipop and the other was rubbing her coochie all over my face. It would've been nice if they hadn't taken a video and hosted it on some porn site.
The next day I watched it and jerked off to it.
The next day I watched it and jerked off to it.
Sep 28, 2009 11:34 PM #493303
Ah guys look, it's funny's cousin, not funny.
Sep 28, 2009 11:55 PM #493322
Quote from MantiscoreAh guys look, it's funny's cousin, not funny.
Not funny's down at the pizza shop, funny is in the post just above you.
People get them mixed up all the time.
Sep 29, 2009 12:32 AM #493372
Quote from STUFFI snorted a bit too much crack cocaine and I beat the shit out of this chick that tried to give me a blowjob. Then she called up her friends, which were girls, mind you, and they all raped me. They took turns. Three of them held me down and one was sucking my dick like a goddamned lollipop and the other was rubbing her coochie all over my face. It would've been nice if they hadn't taken a video and hosted it on some porn site.
The next day I watched it and jerked off to it.
Oh god.
If you guys knew what Im thinking right now, you would know the total mind**** Im going through.
Sep 29, 2009 2:12 AM #493439
Eh. I've gone to many parties before and I usually just chill somewhere in the house with a few people and smoke while everyone else is getting hammered (I don't drink.) Always a good time, except for the drunken idiots being idiots. They're ****ing annoying.
Sep 29, 2009 2:29 AM #493456
Yeah it was Poppin, 1999 baby, i was a 5 year old stud licking a lollipop while some hot toddlers where checking me out :Cool:
Sep 29, 2009 3:00 AM #493471
Quote from General DouchingtonNot funny's down at the pizza shop, funny is in the post just above you.
People get them mixed up all the time.
Yeah, you tell em Douche!
Quote from GarudaOh god.
If you guys knew what Im thinking right now, you would know the total mind**** Im going through.
I know exactly what you're thinking
Sep 29, 2009 8:41 AM #493526
I drank some 17 year old under the table. Then passed out a few minutes later.
Good times.
Good times.
Sep 29, 2009 10:32 PM #493815
Quote from ManthaHouse parties suck.
I go to a metal club where we talk over a few drinks, meet some new people and go see if there's someone playing on stage.
And all this time I thought you were a girl.
Sep 29, 2009 11:03 PM #493840
Quote from STUFFI snorted a bit too much crack cocaine and I beat the shit out of this chick that tried to give me a blowjob. Then she called up her friends, which were girls, mind you, and they all raped me. They took turns. Three of them held me down and one was sucking my dick like a goddamned lollipop and the other was rubbing her coochie all over my face. It would've been nice if they hadn't taken a video and hosted it on some porn site.
The next day I watched it and jerked off to it.
Sounds great, mind sharing the link?
Sep 29, 2009 11:05 PM #493842
Aww yeahhh