Don't be nude in your own home.

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Oct 24, 2009 12:04 AM #505142
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6406630/Man-arrested-for-making-coffee-in-own-home-while-naked.html
in fact, don't be nude anywhere. Nudity is for the perverted and the satanic and is frowned upon by everyone because it's so awful and wrong.

Next we'll have people trying to look through a crack in the curtains at a hotel and the people nude in that room will be arrested for flashing.

And yes, TJ made a video about this, I don't care, f[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]ck you.
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Oct 24, 2009 12:10 AM #505145
That ****ing sucks. He was just making a cup of coffee and stirring it with his dick.
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Oct 24, 2009 12:14 AM #505147
It's indeed an injustice. I'm fine with anti-gun laws. I'm sure England's totally cool with semen-flavored coffee.
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Oct 24, 2009 12:18 AM #505148
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaE0uathXJA

TJ explains this article perfectly.
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Oct 24, 2009 12:52 AM #505157
Holy mother **** I live in the same State and County...


And Im naked most of the time....


Oh ****ing shit mother****er Im ****ing screwed oh my ****ing god Im ****ing dead.
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Oct 24, 2009 12:57 AM #505161
This is the biggest load of ****ing bullshit in my ****ing life.

If I was in that court room I would show that Amazing Atheist video.
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Oct 24, 2009 1:29 AM #505179
That's hilarious, yet sad at the same time. I'll assume I should put clothes on now.
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Oct 24, 2009 2:47 AM #505225
This pisses me off. I hate when police and prosecutors are like this. **** them.
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Oct 24, 2009 2:59 AM #505231
I would think that the mother would be charged with something instead.
Because I mean your were looking into someone ELSE'S window. And i know most windows in my home are hard to see through unless your what.... 4 feet to it and trying somewhat hard to look through it. And I'm sure that kid didn't notice it, and his mom probably went, "OMG PUT SOME CLOTHS ON, YOUR IN YOUR OWN HOUSE HAVE SOME ****ING DIGNITY!"

But I don't know.
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Oct 24, 2009 3:05 AM #505234
So what now, are all those movies where some kid is looking in through some chick's window and watching her change going to be edited to have the bitch charged for indecent exposure?

We might have to shut down all the strip clubs in the country now
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Oct 24, 2009 3:08 AM #505239
Jesus H. Christ on a goddamn liferaft.

Why was she snooping in his yard staring through a window with her kid, anyway?
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Oct 24, 2009 3:15 AM #505245
who loves twisting our laws to fit our morals? OH OH I DO I DO!!
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Oct 24, 2009 3:53 AM #505268
OOH! MEMeME!!!!!
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Oct 24, 2009 7:38 AM #505355
I'm going to go make some coffee while naked now.

I sure hope nobody just happens to walk past at that point in time!
*wink wink*
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Oct 24, 2009 7:45 AM #505361
Yeah, this asshole was all up in our secret way of exposing our bodies and the police think it's an arrestable offense now!

wtf!