I Hate Christmas And Birthdays
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MiniMan2Posts: 11,846
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View Profile Miniman I really feel sorry for you dude. Receiving gifts for free totally blows!!! I don't know how you put up with it! And having to say thank you???? What do they think you are, Mother Teresa? It's ridiculous!
You probably are indeed an unthankful prick if you have to fake every reaction to well-meant gifts all the time.
>:C
I'm not saying getting the gifts sucks you cockbags. And I'm not faking the reaction. I generally feel the same for every gift I get and that is I am very thankful and I appreciate the person who gave it. What sucks is that I cant SHOW my thanks in a way that I like. If I had money I would give a gift back.
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View Profile If you had chosen to take that book, respect it as a gift and read it, you may have learned quite a lot about Grammar. You would have noticed things such as the correct spelling of "Similar", the correct placement of commas, etc.
But, who needs to know that? Who needs to read books at the age of 12 when you really have nothing interesting going on in your life? What a waste of time, man. She must have expected you to read books, what an idiot. Of course you don't read books, I doubt you even know how to put a DVD in one, right?
Hah, I bet you had the last laugh. Telling all your friends that she bought you a £10 book, even though you can't read.
Long winded sarcasm is the ONLY sarcasm!!!
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View Profile Something similer to this happened to me once, it was christmas and I was opening a present expecting a game or DVD and it turned out that it was... a book. a ****ing book! I'm 12! Why the **** would I want a book!!
So I sort of looked at it and said, urh yeah thanks.
But she took it sarcasticly and started saying things like, "oh yeah, great I spent like, £10 on that you prick!" and that was 1 girlfriend lost.
Jesus ****ing Christ, go die in a fire you pathetic piece of shit. You deserve nothing, nothing at all for your next Birthday except the loneliness you will no doubt recieve for the rest of your life. What the **** were you expecting her to get? A £40 game which you would most likely play and then leave after a couple of hours? If you're so stupid you won't even accept a book as a good present from your girlfriend (Which by the way a lot of Girlfriends/boyfriends would just buy a card and MAYBE add a £5 note in there), then you need to go and reconsider your priorities. There's one thing for sure, it was your loss and most DEFINITALY not hers.
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View Profile Something similer to this happened to me once, it was christmas and I was opening a present expecting a game or DVD and it turned out that it was... a book. a ****ing book! I'm 12! Why the **** would I want a book!!
So I sort of looked at it and said, urh yeah thanks.
But she took it sarcasticly and started saying things like, "oh yeah, great I spent like, £10 on that you prick!" and that was 1 girlfriend lost.
The forum age is 13 isn't it? if it isn't I will fight to the death until it is.
Then you'll be gone.
This is my plan.
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View Profile Lake has passed. Automaton on the other hand, has failed to resist. You just got trolled by a newbie who can't spell, good job.
CosmonautBannedPosts: 2,592
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View Profile What sucks is that I cant SHOW my thanks in a way that I like. .
this is not your fault, it is because you are a MAN. and MEN are unable to accept gifts with grace because we are the providers of the family. we MANLY MEN can give with ease but receiving a gift is hard cuz thats what wimmens do.
jesus haven't any of you people seen a comedian?
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View Profile Lake has passed. Automaton on the other hand, has failed to resist. You just got trolled by a newbie who can't spell, good job.
a) It's either a troll OR a newbie, won't be both.
b) If it's a troll, fair play, you took 5 minutes out of my life.
c) If it's a newbie, he'll hopefully realise not everyone will think "good on you man, books are for idiots".
d) Your test means nothing to me.
Mantha2Posts: 8,267
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View Profile The test thing was more of a joke, so good job on taking everything seriously.
Automaton2Posts: 4,779
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View Profile The test thing was more of a joke, so good job on taking everything seriously.
Jesus Christ, now this is what annoys me. How the hell am I taking EVERYTHING seriously?! It's obvious you were being serious and taking a jab at me when you posted:
"You just got trolled by a newbie who can't spell,
good job."
He needed to be ****ing told and he was, and who gives a shit if I got trolled, my point is I've not been taking everything bloody seriously, Jesus Christ!
Mantha2Posts: 8,267
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View Profile Haha, whatever you say.
Though I wouldn't recommend judging who needs to be told and who not by yourself, you might won't get away with it next time.
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View Profile a) It's either a troll OR a newbie, won't be both.
b) If it's a troll, fair play, you took 5 minutes out of my life.
c) If it's a newbie, he'll hopefully realise not everyone will think "good on you man, books are for idiots".
d) Your test means nothing to me.
Hey Automaton, looks like you can't spell "realize". I'm going to devote a whole paragraph to insulting you for it and giving you an English lesson because I have nothing better to do with my time.
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View Profile Lake has passed. Automaton on the other hand, has failed to resist. You just got trolled by a newbie who can't spell, good job.
I don't think ghost's a troll. He's more or less productive in the pivot section. He's just a little inexperienced with forums in general.
Edit: oh, and inb4 pivot+productive=oxymoron
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View Profile On topic:
Who else hates hearing the word, "present?" It just fits the mood of spoiling children. I prefer gift so much more.
Automaton2Posts: 4,779
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View Profile Hey Automaton, looks like you can't spell "realize". I'm going to devote a whole paragraph to insulting you for it and giving you an English lesson because I have nothing better to do with my time.
It's spelt "realise", and you failed to see the irony in my previous comment I take it.
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View Profile It's spelt "realise", and you failed to see the irony in my previous comment I take it.
Get a dictionary because "spelt" isn't a word either.
Don't make fun of idiots anymore.