KFC bucket, and was being attacked by big black

COCK WITH LEGS AND A CONCIOUSNESS

and assaulted you with his

lack of logical continuity of a sentence.

Then befuddled you with his grammer

mistakes, proceeding to follow a conclusive statement with a logical fallacy with a sentence starting with "Then"

, but when the big black cock realized grammar and writing fallacies were not the best way to attack he

I'm quite sure then can be used at the beginning of a sentence
http://hubpages.com/hub/Grammar_Mishaps__Then_vs_Than (look at the 3rd bullet, it starts the example with 'then')

and if it can't, i don't care, you win

began to crush buildings with his girth.


While the word "then" can be used at the start of a sentence, it shouldn't be used following a sentence that is clearly conclusive and doesn't finish with an action, like this sentence right here. Then I added this sentence on to the end to illustrate my point, because this sentence is wrong.

Unfortunately for the big black cock, it impaled itself on the spire of a cathedral

And then a helicopter crashed into it

ARRRRRRGGGHH screamed the nigger

who's white hair was falling out

Which was actually the Yeti. Travelling from the Himilayas to save him. The Yeti said,

"Grog grog Nom nom" and started to throw it's poop at

Another incoming helicopter. Which crashed and burned.