Then the Yeti's bike was stolen,

By the banana man!

The banana man's phone started to ring "Ring ring ring BANANA PHONE!" the ring was heard by the yeti who

raped a bitch

and a chicken who was, at that moment, trying to cross the road to get to the other side.

The chicken just so happened to have AIDS.

Because 2-D butt-****ed it multiple times.

So the chicken, Now very angry

at 2-d because he raped her ass, she now

Pecked off 2-d's dick and

then, realized he didn't even have one.

so he took sombody else's and

, confused by the number of paradoxes and oxymorons in the last few pages, he turned into a marble tissue box and travelled through time to the thirteenth century.

Then he said to himself, "Man, why does Zed always use such big words?"

He throughs the dick at Zed.