Tape you and your friend sitting across eachother at slapping distance. Don't do anything for two minutes. Than slap your friend. Another minute of nothingness. Then let him slap you. Then randomly eat a banana under 4 seconds.

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Tape you and your friend sitting across eachother at slapping distance. Don't do anything for two minutes. Than slap your friend. Another minute of nothingness. Then let him slap you. Then randomly eat a banana under 4 seconds.

My, aren't you random.

why dont you get milk on your lips and dont give a shit, then go mad at your mother for cancelling your world of warcraft account and try to shove a remote up your butt, then you should like turtles and bite your older brothers finger

i doubt any of thats been done before

With your non-writing hand, draw the most accurate portrait you can of your eldest uncle's body with two heads, one of your favorite U.S. president between 1874 and 1912, and the other of the last Burgerking employee you remember seeing. After this, attach the picture to a pile of raw meat weighing no more than 45 kg. Cook the meat with the picture still on it. Then, pull a random stranger off of the street and film them eating the meat portrait. Wait approximately 5 hours, until the meat has made its way into the small intestine, and take the stranger to a hospital, where they will receive a CAT scan. Photograph the digested meat in their intestine from several angles. Buy a large posterboard, and cover the border of it with the pictures of the CAT scan. Then, have the film of the stranger eating the meat portrait playing in rewind in the center, with meat smeared all over any surface of the poster not already covered by pictures or tv screen.
Now, the stranger will invariably die from eating 45 kg of meat and film paper, so place the already cooked remains of the stranger next to the poster board to show the parallel between the horror that animals witness when they see the cooked remains of their own species. Only by actually cooking a human being can we demonstrate this point in its entirety.

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With your non-writing hand, draw the most accurate portrait you can of your eldest uncle's body with two heads, one of your favorite U.S. president between 1874 and 1912, and the other of the last Burgerking employee you remember seeing. After this, attach the picture to a pile of raw meat weighing no more than 45 kg. Cook the meat with the picture still on it. Then, pull a random stranger off of the street and film them eating the meat portrait. Wait approximately 5 hours, until the meat has made its way into the small intestine, and take the stranger to a hospital, where they will receive a CAT scan. Photograph the digested meat in their intestine from several angles. Buy a large posterboard, and cover the border of it with the pictures of the CAT scan. Then, have the film of the stranger eating the meat portrait playing in rewind in the center, with meat smeared all over any surface of the poster not already covered by pictures or tv screen.
Now, the stranger will invariably die from eating 45 kg of meat and film paper, so place the already cooked remains of the stranger next to the poster board to show the parallel between the horror that animals witness when they see the cooked remains of their own species. Only by actually cooking a human being can we demonstrate this point in its entirety.

this man is a true art genius

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why dont you get milk on your lips and dont give a shit, then go mad at your mother for cancelling your world of warcraft account and try to shove a remote up your butt, then you should like turtles and bite your older brothers finger

i doubt any of thats been done before

Haha, seen that.

Kiss a dog. Its fun to watch.

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With your non-writing hand, draw the most accurate portrait you can of your eldest uncle's body with two heads, one of your favorite U.S. president between 1874 and 1912, and the other of the last Burgerking employee you remember seeing. After this, attach the picture to a pile of raw meat weighing no more than 45 kg. Cook the meat with the picture still on it. Then, pull a random stranger off of the street and film them eating the meat portrait. Wait approximately 5 hours, until the meat has made its way into the small intestine, and take the stranger to a hospital, where they will receive a CAT scan. Photograph the digested meat in their intestine from several angles. Buy a large posterboard, and cover the border of it with the pictures of the CAT scan. Then, have the film of the stranger eating the meat portrait playing in rewind in the center, with meat smeared all over any surface of the poster not already covered by pictures or tv screen.
Now, the stranger will invariably die from eating 45 kg of meat and film paper, so place the already cooked remains of the stranger next to the poster board to show the parallel between the horror that animals witness when they see the cooked remains of their own species. Only by actually cooking a human being can we demonstrate this point in its entirety.

I love you.....

Pranks are always awesome but it has tp be a good prank

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With your non-writing hand, draw the most accurate portrait you can of your eldest uncle's body with two heads, one of your favorite U.S. president between 1874 and 1912, and the other of the last Burgerking employee you remember seeing. After this, attach the picture to a pile of raw meat weighing no more than 45 kg. Cook the meat with the picture still on it. Then, pull a random stranger off of the street and film them eating the meat portrait. Wait approximately 5 hours, until the meat has made its way into the small intestine, and take the stranger to a hospital, where they will receive a CAT scan. Photograph the digested meat in their intestine from several angles. Buy a large posterboard, and cover the border of it with the pictures of the CAT scan. Then, have the film of the stranger eating the meat portrait playing in rewind in the center, with meat smeared all over any surface of the poster not already covered by pictures or tv screen.
Now, the stranger will invariably die from eating 45 kg of meat and film paper, so place the already cooked remains of the stranger next to the poster board to show the parallel between the horror that animals witness when they see the cooked remains of their own species. Only by actually cooking a human being can we demonstrate this point in its entirety.

The greatest thing ever written anywhere